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(Note that this deals with a type of law. You know, law? Like what C-Span shows to make you go to sleep?)
International law deals with the relationships between states, or between persons or entities in different states. Especially different mental states. International law that deals with hysterical people is always the most fun, because you can slap them under the pretense of helping them to pull themselves together.
International law is sub-divided into the following categories. All of them have anal connotations, which isn't surprising when you consider they involve anuses lawyers.
- Public international law
- Pubic international law
- Private international law
When used without an adjective, "international law" generally refers to "public international law." Public international law is defined as "the system of law which regulates the activities of entities possessing international personality." A classic example of such an entity is the one and only "International Man of Mystery" Austin Powers.
[edit] Pubic international law
When used with toilet paper, or for nudity, "international law" generally refers to "pubic international law". By far the most popular form, Pubic international law was developed by King Kong, who used to braid the hair of his naughty bits together before giving legal lectures. This spawned a new legal fashion trend that has attracted many followers. These include:
[edit] Private international law
See 'Pubic international law'.
[edit] More silliness
But enough of all that!
Let's talk about ducks. I like ducks. Ducks can fly. Chimps can't. Bricks can sometimes, but only Vogon ones. Oscar Wilde. Soviet Russia. Ballmer. Huffing.
Feel better?
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