Red States

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The writer of this article is a Red Stater, and has a wacky Neoconservative outlook.

They may be a Christian or, worse, be from The South. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the The Nation. (Pstt. Watch out! This right-wing nutjob is probably packin heat; quick - tell Rosie O'Donnell!)

Typical Red State from the air

A historical region of Jesus Land. Located in the southern part of the country, the Red States were the States that cast their electoral votes for the Republicanos in the great war. While not a direct association or confederation, they vote as a block to get key legislation passed in the Congress. In the days of yore, the vast number of red states and geographic dispersity was outweighed by the population density of the olde Blue States. Red Statesians are very proud of their southern heritage, and are characterize by the ability to talk out of both sides of their mouth. Their ideas often conflict with their actions. Additionally, Red Staters often hate minorities, love Rush Limbaugh, and shit out their mouths.

Typical Red State Voters

[edit] See Also

• Daughters_of_the_American_Red_States
• Rednecks
• Republicans
• Red Dawn
• who support them
• ...and by order of the supreme court of 2000, Florida