Refrigerator magnet

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[edit] History

Invented in 1924 at the height of the electromagno-interference craze by Al Capone, refrigerator magnets are used in harmonic-magno-resonance training and neoseminal-concentration mapping, they are also pretty good at holding light paper items to the fronts of metallic refrigerators.

The devices were first developed as a counter to back pain and lower abdominal cramps but a heightened awareness of the devices grew from their popularity at the local Kmart. With Blue Light Specials, the devices became the hot commodity they are today, freeing many refrigerators from the old days of glue and tape.

[edit] Quotes

Albert Einstein: "With the properties shown by such devices, a field is possible which may help to energize wool"

Karl Marx: "Blue Light special on magnets!"

Martha Stewart: "Better than glue!"

Ayn Rand: "I like the ones that have naughty pictures."

Bob Marley: "Man...this one magnet...yeah...TOTALLY...like...psychedelic"