Reliant Astrodome
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The Reliant Astrodome (which is a lie, as it's very un-reliable) is a stadium/mothership in Houston, Arkansas. It was brought down to earth in 1936 to help his forbears in conquering the world, incidentally it can also serve as a refugee shelter and amusement park. It holds 1 million cots each with its own robotic servant ready to vaporize terrorist nations; unless Dr. Whodunnit can manage to stop them, three dozen first aid stations; in case yours truly requires medical enhancment for better speech writting, and a bitchin' waterslide that doubles as a nucion canomb.
[edit] History
The structure we now know as the Astrodome was christened War Mother Crimbo-14 at the South Andromedan Naval Yards by Rear Admiral Rigitoni "Jimbo" We'fight. Using his uncanny mental powers, and sensing a national humanitarian crisis unparalleled in a century (nuclear bombs in France), the wise President Bush the III hailed the craft as it passed through the local arm of the Milky Way. The craft descended to a stunned group of Arkansas pig farmers, who incidentally started a cult based on the worship of its creater (After probing the ships logs, they determined that George Bush the III would need protection upon birth, and so they sent two of the robots back to the future via the DeLorean express, programmed with the mission to prevent all harm that may befall him). Local developers immediately began installing the necessary potable-water trucks, food-rationing distibution centers, and novelty souvenir shops selling tiny plastic Forest Gumps necessary for any cult religion. The Reliant Astrodome can now be found in downtown L.A. on weekends enjoying the happening party scene.
[edit] Quick Stats
- Waterslide: Bitchin'
- Propulsion: Quad-Psyonic dimensional displacement drives w/overhead cams and nitro booster. Plus a Milkshake Drive.
- Holding capacity: 2,000,000 people/robots--1 million on the floor and another million in the feed lots (put in for the holy pigs of the pig farmers).
- Best place to get a bite: Wurly McSurly's Jamboree Beer Hall
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