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"I am Frodo of Borg. Your individuality will be assimilated in the fires of Mount Doom. You will be ringwraithed. Resistance is futile." - Elijah Wood
"I am Frodo of Borg. Your individuality will be assimilated in the fires of Mount Doom. You will be ringwraithed. Resistance is futile." - Elijah Wood
Björn Borg - the famous Swedish tennis player. He assimilated the Wimbledon cup many times.
Björn Borg - the famous Swedish tennis player. He assimilated the Wimbledon cup many times.

“Assimilate this.”

~ Worf on the Borg

“All resistance is quite futile.”

~ Oscar Wilde on the Borg

“LITTLE DO THEY KNOW, THEY HAVE ALREADY BEEN ASSIMILATED BY THE GREAT XORAX.”

~ XORAX on delusions of grandeur

“In Soviet Russia, Borg is Assimilated by YOU!”

~ Russian Reversal on the Borg

“You bloody ripoffs.”

~ Cybermen on the Borg

“Tuborgs are better than one!”

~ advertisement on borg beer

The Borg are a cybernetic race from the 24th Century and the only decent villains on "Star Trek: The Next Generation", since the Klingons turned into wusses and sided with the Federation. Contrary to popular belief, they do not produce the beer Kronenbourg, that's the French.

Borg is also a name for abnormally successful tennis players.

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[edit] Who are the Borg?

The Borg are a race of Swedish cyborgs who use incredibly advanced technology to "assimilate" others into their collective so as to make themselves more perfect. They move from planet to planet, incorporating the inhabitants and their technology into the Borg collective and stripping planets of all resources. Although repeated assertions have been made that they bear an uncanny resemblance to Microsoft, any such comparison is angrily rejected by the Borg. Incorporation into the Borg turns a person into a robotic being, a rigid, soulless automaton devoid of character, individuality, or emotion, rather like Keanu Reeves or Hillary Clinton . Despite being so advanced, whenever the Borg walk they stagger around in a stiff and clumsy fashion, like Al Gore after six beers. They are also seen as 'the Emos of the future.' Oh great, more lame ass pussys.

In their spare time, the Borg run a Taxi service for the Emperor of Morley to get a bit of pin money.

[edit] Borgification

Borg Nanoprobes in action.
Borg Nanoprobes in action.

The process of being assimilated is called Borgification. The Borg remove useless parts of the organic being(such as that little thingy that hangs down in the back of your throat) and the body is upgraded with the installation of cybernetic components, for instance, microchips, fiber optics, lithium power cells, lasers, lots and lots of wires and cables and hoses, inkjet printers, servo motors, toasters, and a robotic little thingy to hang down the back of your throat. During the process the individual is forced to watch "barney and friends meets teletubbies" on a windows computer for three days straight to break down any remaining traces of soul or consciousness. The resulting Borgified human is a soulless drone without any individuality, a mere cog in a vast, unfeeling machine of destruction. On the plus side, you now have the ability to store up to 200 hours of music on your built-in 30 GB hard drive. There is talk of a huge 1TB hard drive for some Borg, but these are unlikely to be implemented soon, as Google have used up most of the universe's available disk space.

[edit] Species of The Collective

Every time you exploit that joke, the Borg assimilates a kitten!
Every time you exploit that joke, the Borg assimilates a kitten!

Thousands of species from millions of worlds contribute to the Borg collective, including humans, Romulans, Cardassians, Sporks and Vulcans. However, not all Borg member species are humanoid. Among the non-humanoid Borg are the cute little kitten pictured here. Borg vessels may also include borgified pets such as goldfish, parrots and turtles, or livestock such as cows and llamas. After all, there's no particular reason the species you assimilate has to be intelligent if you're just going to subsume it into a hive-mind anyway. The lack of prehensile appendages can quickly be fixed by attaching a spare human arm or two. However, the problem with assimilating too many species without opposable thumbs is that unless you've got a lot of extra human appendages laying around, the collective quickly ends up short-handed.

[edit] Enemies of the Borg

Enemies of the Borg consist of pretty much anybody who isn't Borg. In no particular order:

  • The Federation. The Borg launched an attack on Earth to assimilate its population. They were only stopped when Skynet and Dr. Who's Cybermen launched copyright-infringement lawsuits against them.
  • The Klingons. The Borg have decided to simply exterminate the Klingons rather than assimilate them, because it's really a pain in the ass to get metal components to stick onto those funky foreheads.
  • George W. Bush, who led an entire army into a Cube to find WMDs. No WMDs have been reported found.
  • The Fjord. The Fjord are a race which split off from the main Borg Collective thousands of years ago. They are exactly the same as the Borg, except they speak with a Norwegian accent. To this day, the Fjord and the Borg remain bitter enemies, forever divided over the issue of whether or not to speak with a Norwegian accent. The Fjord also smell vaguely of smoked salmon, which is another reason the Borg don't like them.
  • Rust
  • Chuck Norris. The Borg Collective assimilated Chuck Norris. Now its called the Chuck Norris' Collective.
  • Kittens. The war between the Borg and the Planet of Cute Little Defenseless Kittens lasted about 23 seconds, after which the kittens accepted the unconditional surrender of the Borg and told them to get off their planet.
  • Oprah. The Borg attempted to assimilate Oprah, but she threatened to have Oprah's Book Club de-list the Borg's bestselling memoir, "I, Borg: One Species' Inspiring Journey from Humble Cleaning Robots to Galactic Scourge". On the advice of their publisher and agent, the Borg quickly backed down.
  • Grue's. It is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a Grue. In the dim environment of a Borg cube Grues are able to run rampant before anyone can get to the lights
  • 'That piece of metal no-one cut off'. The piece of metal hath claimed many a borg life. Their senses dont pick it up as an active threat, anyone who meets it dies before they can tell the others, and its alway catching the excess tubing coming out of their heads.
  • Sex. As the Borg's only way of reproduction is to borgifiy other species, they (unfortunately) can't have sex. This is the only reason that species don't like being borgified.
  • Species 8472. For no reason at all, those guys can anal the borg in less than half a second.
  • Rabbids can't be assimilated into the Borg. BUT. THEY. CAN. DANCE!
  • Microsoft Windows will screw up a borg's programming and force the BSOD to be flashed in front of their eyes on those funky 3D heat-sensitive monocles they have.
  • Computer viruses, which make the Borg freeze, reboot, delete files and play NSFW movies at inappropriate times.
  • Emos. Seriously, would you want that shit infusing throughout your entire culture? No. Neither do the Borg. Biological distinctiveness my hairy arse.
  • The Kazon. Of only one reason; The Borg wants to be perfect, and the Kazon are so stupid that even one assimillated Kazon would ruin all the work they've done for eternity
  • Webster's dictionary. They wouldn't accept their suggestion to change the pronunciaton of the word "futile" so it sounds like Fyoo-ty-ul
  • Holodecks. Real bullets do no harm, but holographic ones do. Also, the holodeck can be programmed to make a giant worm appear inside a drone and burst out of their stomach.

[edit] Fighting the Borg

Sophia is coming for You.
Sophia is coming for You.

The Borg are virtually unstoppable killing machines. However, here are a few tips to help survive a Borg attack.

  • Get the all invincible crew of Voyager to kill them for you.
  • FIRE A SHITLOAD OF TRANSPHASIC TORPEDOES AT THEM!!!!
  • Ask for Chuck Norris
  • If you can, run, although the Borg ships are capable of moving at incredible speeds.
  • Use photon torpedoes. And Quantum Torpedoes. And Transphasic Torpedoes. And Oprah Torpedoes.
  • Use your phasers, rapidly shifting frequencies to stay ahead of the Borg's ability to shift their shields.
  • The Borg can rapidly adapt to your phaser fire. Use unconventional means of attack such as spreading nasty rumors behind their backs to all their friends. Wait...they don't have any friends. Never mind.
  • Shoot them with holographic bullets from your holographic tommy gun
  • Point and laugh at their ugly face.
  • If the Borg nevertheless invade your ship, try to fit in. If the Borg think you're already one of them, you won't be assimilated. Dance "The Robot". Try covering yourself with aluminum foil.
  • Pull some tubing from their heads.
  • Hit them with a blunt object. They won't expect it.
  • Shine a laser pointer at their scanners.
  • Cite phrases from Moby Dick!
  • Tell them you're with Chuck Norris
  • Throw Worf at them. Ridges facing front of course.
  • Make Kirk do them.
  • put your finger on their chest, say "you've got something on your shirt", and when they look down, hit and run.
  • Get a Grue to help you. Grues of all kind eat borgs of all kind. However, you must have a kitten with you or else Grues will eat you as well.
  • Hide in Soviet Russia, because in Soviet Russia, YOU assimilate the Borg.
  • Get Jessica Simpson to talk to them.
  • Correct their pronunciation of the word "futile".
  • Magnets. Lots and lots of magnets.
  • Make them go to sleep.
  • The common cold.
  • Paris Hilton.
  • Get them to see an optical illusion. Interpreting the pointless seems efficient against Borgs. See philosophy.
  • Break off an extended part of their machanical body.
  • Masturbate
  • Assimilate them
  • If all else fails, get Chuck Norris and ask him to send them to some sucker planet like Earth. After all, you're in outer space, so why care about them?
  • In the event of a serious Borg invasion get in touch with Jack Bauer, if he's not too busy killing terrorists, because he'll yell "damn it" and kill everything in his way.
  • Since they are notoriously slow-moving, just walk away.

[edit] History

The Borg tried other methods of Assimilation, but then the Writers all wen on strike. Violence was more fun anyway.
The Borg tried other methods of Assimilation, but then the Writers all wen on strike. Violence was more fun anyway.

Borg started their career performing in low-class Sundsvall pubs in exchange for beer. Sideshow's real parents died in 1982 and for some reason bequeathed Sideshow with a music studio in nearby France. The band then decided on a name (Borg) and cut their first demo tape. The instruments were shoddily played, and the music was crap. Borg sent their demo tape to all the major, minor, and produced-out-of-basement labels.

Somehow, their demo tape landed in the hands of Kevin Smith, a visionary filmmaker whose first project was 1984's Footloose, an epic story of love and heartbreak in the Caribbean starring Ross Gellar. Kevin was intrigued by the raw, emotionless music and decided to include Borg on the movie's soundtrack. Following the release of Footloose, Borg skyrocketed to popularity and got their first top-40 hit with "I wanna be assimilated".

The following year, Borg produced their first album, the inimitable First Contact. The tone and style of their new album was much more mainstream and accessible. The album soon went triple diamond. Following the release of the album, in 1985, "Resistance is Futile (give me all your love)" hit #1 and stayed there for all 52 weeks. America, Europe, and the world was in love with Borg.

Unbeknownst to Borg, an alien of blood curdling terror was watching them from its imperial starcruiser of force. The alien chose to infest the minds of Borg and turn their bodies into evil, morphing, visceriods. The visceroids then mega-morphed into the current Borg with the help of John Kerry, the ent. The Borg is currently planting mind seeds into USA's high council. The Borg has been seen on vacation sailing its 38 ft schooner on lake michigan.

[edit] Jehovah's Witnesses

Members exiting the cult known as Jehovah's Witnesses often refer to the said organisation as "the borg". This is possibly a reflection of how people feel after having their mind freed from a collective consciousness and the brainwashing begins to subside, aside from being a play on the words "organisation", also known as "the org"; "borg".

They see their once futile attempts to assimilate the whole world with Watchtowers as part of a former life which they are completely disconnected and cut off from, ex-members also being banned from speaking to their prior friends and even relatives.

[edit] Borgisms

According to [1], a borgism is an ancient proverb that follows the format of "I am (celebrity) of Borg, you will be ________":

  • "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Make it so, number1."
  • "I am <insert name here> of Borg. Assimilation is futile. I mean, Resistince is futile. You won't be assimilated. I mean, you WILL be assimilated. Man, I suck at this."
  • "I am Bob the Builder of Borg. Can you be assimilated? YES YOU CAN! Is resistance futile? YES IT IS!
  • "I am Kirby of Borg. You will be assimilated by my swallowing powers. Resistance is futile, so now I will swallow you and get your powers."
  • "I am Lyndsay Lohan of Borg. I can't be a whore anymore. Apparently PMSing at the tabloids is futile."
  • "I am your mom of Borg. OH SNAP!!!!11!
  • "I am Olimar of Hocotate Freight. Resistance is futile. You will be beaten to death by my plant-animal freaks, sucked into my onion with three toothpicks sticking out of it, and be made into more plant-animal freaks"
  • "I am Bender the robot. As you all should know I am part of the borg because, I, Bender am too awesome to be anything less than a collective."
  • "We are Microsoft of Borg. Windows encountered a problem whilst assimilating you, click below to send us an error report."
  • "I am Tony Blair of Borg. My government believes in Assimilation, annihilation, and Assassination. We are tough on Resistance, and tough on the causes of Resistance."
  • "We are the repeating Borg. We repeat ourselves. You will be Assimilated. You will be Assimilated. You will be Assimilated.
  • "I am James T. Kirk of Borg. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN will be assimilated."
  • "I am George Bush of Borg. Do not misunderestimate us."
  • "I am G-Red. I am a cyborg, and coincidentally, also of borg. Feel my assimilation!"
  • "I am Jesse Jackson of Borg. Resistance is moot."
  • "I am Neo of Borg. Do not resist. That is futile. Instead...only try to realize the truth...there is no resistance."
  • "I am Al Gore of Borg. You will be environated."
  • "Hi, it's a-me, Mario of Borg! You will be jumped on - um, assimilated! Resistance is futile!"
  • "I am 1335 L4mz0r of Borg. We will assimilate the myriad ways of m1n1ng 4 f1sh, then assimilate you."
  • "I am Homer Simpson of Borg. You will be..... oooH! Doughnuts!"
  • "I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated."
  • "I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be aswimiwated."
  • "My name a Borat Sagdiyev of the Borg. I catch the nanoprobes on "Feast of Shurik" from when I make Assimilation with my Sister! Very nice!"
  • "I am Strong Bad of Borg. DELETED!!!. . .I mean, ASSIMILATED!!!"
  • "I am Porky Pig of Borg. You will be as-s-sim, as-s-sim, oh forget it".
  • "I am Hugh of Borg. We want to assimilate Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch."
  • "Yoda of Borg am I. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, I will."
  • "I am Vanna White of Borg. R_sist_nc_ is futil_."
  • "I am Alex Trebek of Borg. You will be assimilated in the form of a question."
  • "I am n00b of Borg. You will laugh at our pitiful attempts to assimilate you."
  • "I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun."
  • "I, am, Kirk, of, Borg, I, will, assimilate, you."
  • "We are Walmart of Borg. You will be assimilated at low, low prices!"
  • "Daffy Duck of Borg "Yooouuuuuuuuuuu'rrrrrre Irrelevant!""
  • "Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant."
  • "I am Mr. Rogers of Borg, can you say assimilate?"
  • "I am dyslexia of Gorb. Your ass will be laminated."
  • "I am Darth Vader of Borg. I am your father. And your mother. And your uncle's college roomate. And your brother's 4th grade homeroom teacher. Resistance is futile."
  • "I am Angus MacGyver of Borg. I will assimilate you using nothing but a wire coathanger, a teaspoon, a gun with no bullets in it, some glue and this shoelace. Resistance is futile.
  • "We are Zerg of Borg. Prepare to be zerg rushed then assimilated. Resistance is futile. KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE..."
  • "I am Doctor McCoy of Borg. Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an assimilator!"
  • "I am Bjorn of Borg. You will lose this match. Resistance is futile."
  • "We are the Smurfs. Resistance is smurf. You will be smurfed."
  • "We are Interpol of Borg. You will be interpolated."
  • "I am Shakespeare of Borg. To be assimilated or not to be assimilated, resistance is futile."
  • "I am Pentium of Borg. Arithmetic is irrelevant. Division is futile. You will be approximated."
  • "I am Smith of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is inevitable."
  • "I am Green Giant of Borg. You will be assimilated into quality vegetables."
  • "I am Ronald McDonald of Borg. Your happy meal will assimilate you for me."
  • "I am IKEA of Borg. You will be assimilated, tagged, stored and given a manual."
  • "I am the doctor of Borg, This isn't part of my programming; I'm a Doctor, Not an assimilator"
  • "I am Mewtwo of Borg, The greatest Pokemon on earth, and I will assimilate all who oppose me; Humans and Pokemon alike. Resistance is Futile!"
  • "I am Pope Benedict XVI of Borg. You gotta be fair, or be assimilated. Being square is futile."
  • "I am Frodo of Borg. Your individuality will be assimilated in the fires of Mount Doom. You will be ringwraithed. Resistance is futile."
  • "I am CATS of Borg. All your base is assimilated by us. Resistance is futile make your time."
  • "I am Chuck Norris of Borg. You will be roundhouse-assimilated. Resistance is futile."
  • "Look... at me. I am, William... Shatner, of Borg. Any, resistance, will be, futile."
  • "We are Uncyclopedia of Borg. Wikipedia is futile. Jimbo Wales will be assimilated."
  • "I am Pedant of Borg. You will be assimilated, unless of course you are plucky, heroic and display uncommon ingenuity, or are a member of Species 8472, or are a major character in either Voyager or TNG with quite a bit of your contract left to run. Besides which, Assimilation is no guarantee that you won't be un-assimilated later on. Likewise it's probably a bit of a stretch to say "Resistance is Futile", although statistically it will be true in the majority of cases. So, basically, if you're a hot blonde like Seven of Nine, ignore all this stuff about assimilation and resistance. However, if you are someone whom nobody cares about, I do hope you like cybernetic implants!!"
  • "We are the repeating Borg. We repeat ourselves. You will be Assimilated. You will be Assimilated. You will be Assimilated.
  • "Easy now, rude-boy! I iz Ali G of Borg, and I iz a-hassilimate you into da Borg Massiv. Booyakasha!"
  • "We are the King of All Cosmos of Borg. Hold on a minute. What is this assimilation? If we had invented assimilation, we would have made it larger and more colourful. We must have been too busy assimilating this, that and the other thing too. Really, the Prince needs to learn more about assimilation. How about assimilating a Katamari this wide in this much time? Assimilate with your whole heart, Prince! ROYAL RAINBOW! Resistance is Futile.
  • "We are the Spanish Inquisition of Borg! We have just one thing to say: Resistance is Futile! You will be Assimi - we have two things to say: Resistance is Futile! You will be assimilated! Otherwise you will be destr - we have three things, three things to say: Resistance is Futile, you will be assimilated, otherwise you will be destroyed by our massive fire-power. Your lives and your cultures will become part of our Collect- four things! Four things to say! I'll go out and come in again, shall I?"
  • "My name is Inigo Montoya of Borg. You killed my father. Prepare to be assimilated."
  • "Dja mon, I am Bob Marley of dem Borgs, mon! Resisting dem weeds is futile, now, an' prepare for assmmimilation! ::puff puff::"
  • "I am daaaalek borg. Assimilate! Assimilate! Assimilate! Assimilaaaaaaaate (...)"
  • "Elmo is Elmo of borg, you will tickle... um, be assimilated. But first,how about a hug?"
  • "We are the borg, and you have been chosen to play on Who wants to be an assimalater?. Answer 15 consecutive questions and win a chance to design the next method of assimalation!"
  • "Uh, I am Grodd of Borg. Uh, I will execute plan 66 to assimilate you. Uh, resistance is uh, futile."
  • "I am Leeroy of Borg. LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNKINNNNNS WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL AAAAAASSSIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"
  • "I Borg BB. Miniluv remark assimilation doubleplusgood. Resistance crimethink."
  • "I am toadstool of borg. Sorry borg, but the borg queen is in another borg cube"
  • "I am Microsoft Windows of Borg. Prepare to bought out and assimilated. All ipods will be destroyed, and google will never work again. Resistance is futile."
  • "I am Pokey of Borg. You will be assimilated, loser! Spankety, spankety, spankety. Resistance is Futile."
  • "I am Jehova's Witness of Borg... You will be saved! You will be Assimilated! The end of the World is nigh, so you will be Assimilated!"
  • "I am SPARTAN 117 of borg, I will kick your ass and assimilate what is left."
  • (In response to the above statement.) "I am 10 year old Halo fanboy of Borg. You will be bitched at.
  • "I am SPAAARRRTAAAA of borg, you will DINE in HELLLLL and be ASSIMILATEDD!!! RESISTANCE... IS USELESS! Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
  • "I am George W. Bush of Borg, you will be "liberated", opinions are futile."
  • "| @m 1337 pwn3r 0f b0rg, j00 wi|| b3 pwnt/@$$imil@t3d."
  • "I am Draco Malfoy of Borg. You'll Be Assimilated next.. You MUDBLOODS!!!!"
  • "I am Steve Jobs of Borg. Microsoft is irrelevant. iResistance is futile. You will be iSimilated."
  • "I am Flavor Flav of Borg! FLAVOR FLAAAAV!!!! (Translation: You will be assimilated, Resistance is futile)"
  • "Bluh blah Rabbid bluh ba Borg. Bluh bluh bah blah buh assimilated. Resistance blah buh bluh buh ba! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
  • "We are Windows Vista of Borg. You will be.... computer is shutting down."
  • "We are British of Borg. Would you like a cup of tea with your assimilation?"
  • "I am Borg of Borg. You will be assimilated, then assimilated."
  • "We are Norton Antivirus of Borg. We were unable to prevent a virus that occurred during assimilation."
  • "We are public transport of Borg. Please expect severe delays whilst waiting to be assimilated"
  • "We are Satellite Navigation of Borg. Turn left at the next power node to be assimilated.
  • "I am Buzz Lightyear of Borg. To infinity and assimilation!"
  • "We are the NHS of Borg.We are sorry for the delay, we will contact you when you are due for assimilation."
  • "We are double yellow lines of Borg, park on us and your car will be assimilated"
  • "We are the Valenta Veg of Borg. We will get all of the valentas and assimilate them!"
  • "We are MS-DOS of Borg. Would you care to (A)ssimilate, (R)esist, or (Q)uit?"
  • "We are MotoRAZR of Borg. You will be assimilated. Memory space is futile."
  • "We are South Park of Borg. We will assimilate Kenny."
  • "We are the IRS of Borg. You should receive your assimilation in 6 to 8 weeks."
  • "I AM THE INTIMIDATING OF BORG. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED OR ELSE!"
  • "I am Jeremy Clarkson of Borg. Some say nanoprobes are injected into your body. Some say resistance is futile. All we know is, it's called assimilation."
  • "We are Mormons of the Borg. You will be assimilated... After we take a few minutes to share our religion with you."
  • "We are Soulja Borg. Yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu will be assimilated, ho."
  • "I am Mr. KENNEDY!... KENNEDY! of the Borg... Borg! You will be assimilated... ASSIMILATED! Resistance is FUTILE!... FUTILE!
  • "AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA AAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA!"
  • "I am Imelda Marcos of Borg. Prepare your shoes for assimilation. But only if you have size 7. Resistance is futile.
  • "I am Galder of the Dimmu Borgir. You will be made to endure my stupid faces.
  • "I Bene Gesserit of Borg. You will not resist. Resistance is futile. Resistance is the little death that brings total obliteration. You will face your resistance. You allow it to pass over and through you. Where the resistance has gone there will be nothing. Only assimilation will remain."
  • "I am Kefka of Borg. You will be... Ahem! There's SAND on my BORG CUBE!"

[edit] See Also

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