Responsibility
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Resposibility is an out-dated concept that essentially means looking after yourself and your priorities. In modern times like now, though, it is regarded by most as a laughable concept. Why clean up after yourself when you really don't have to and don't want to? Furthermore, most researchers state that being "responsible" actually increases tension in your body and thus lessening your years. Most people understand that "responsibility" is just one of those old wive's tales that is completely an obsolete, medieval concept like phlogiston. And everyone knows phlogiston is inexistent.
Responsibility: from English response and ability , meaning the ability to respond - or in simple - to talk back.
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[edit] Characteristics
Responsible people always have something to say. If you complain at something or give them a demand of any kind, they will quickly snap back at you from an unpredictible angel. This makes it impossible to accuse responsible persons for any shortcomings. They have already predicted your move and will easily lure your mind astray from the actual problem.
[edit] Opposites
The failure to act responsible will lead either to a submissive or a overly offensive behaviour.
[edit] Examples
Complaint: Will you clean up the mess in here , please!
The submissive answer: O, yes I will, certainly. Right away!
The offensive answer: Do it your self, bitch! Dammit!
The Responsible answer: Did you know Louis Pasteur discovered Penicillin from examining Bacteria reduction around mould infections on unwashed laboratory test tubes?
[edit] Another example:
Complaint: The inventory has been robbed! Who is in charge of the security?
The submissive answer: I am! This is my fault! I will commit Seppuku!
The offensive anser: Bugger off, dickhead. That was just a lot of shit in there, anyway!
The responsible anser: It's interesting that the vedic simile 'When the master is asleep, thieves will loot the house' can be interpreted as an advice not to mourn for past failures, rather than just a remiender of the virtues of a vigilant awareness.
[edit] Who is responsible
Responsible people are mainly found in politics, media and lobby organisations.
