Responsibility Land

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Responsibility Land is the distant cousin to the various amusement parks of the world. Instead of having fun, people are locked inside houses and are expected to have responsibilities like feed the hamster or change your daughter's diapers. It is also located across the road from Fun Land where people from that theme park laugh at visitors to Responsibility Land everyday. Admission is free and guests are only asked to leave when they misbehave, kill their assigned daughter, or for family reasons. The televisions in Responsibility Land have nothing but HGTV, Lifetime: Television for Women and Homosexual Men, and ABC (because of Desperate Housewives). Masturbating is prohibited at all times because that is shirking responsibility.

Other things prohibited from Responsibility Land include red meat, alcohol, non-educational toys, contact sports, and reruns of Gilligan's Island. The capital of Responsibility Land is Responsibility City where they have nothing but work, schools, churches, and prisons. According to Money Magazine, people in Responsibility City were some of the wealthiest in the world. Bill Gates, Nolan Bushnell, and even The Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz had residential addresses in Responsibility City at one time or another. If you've enjoyed this article, you will love Responsibility Land. Be well and have a peachy day.

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