Retard
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A Retard is a person with slowed mental, physical development or lives. Just like YOU.
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[edit] It's political correctness gone mad
MILFFestivals of retardism survival games,given weapons and survived and killed the most people. Obviously there was never actually any chocolate, but the winner did get a healthy dose of steroids. Fun was had by all.
this prsn needs help ROFL!
[edit] It's political correctness gone utterly mad
[edit] It's political correctness gone mad
Political correctness has gone too far when people start denying that disabilities are really disabilities. We can't call ladies women any more? And we have to call homosexuals fags or pickle-smokers. Why? Because these people are worthless scum bags, their names became viewed as sexual terms.
“This is an expression of the increasing sentimentality of the second half of the twentieth century, in which terms that had acquired negative associations were replaced by euphemisms.”
~ Science on Being retarded
[edit] It's political correctness gone mad
Retards have also been found to be a dandy food source. They are the only food know to contain Vitamin 1 and they can be bought at your local retard farm. Remember though, don't shoot the retards to kill them at these farms. The farmers insist that bullets are only to be used on REAL people.
[edit] Never argue on the internet
If you argue on the internet its easy enough to consider yourself retarded.
“Not only will you get 72 virgins, they stay virgins after you sleep with them.”
~ Some nameless extremist leader
“Yep, I'm retarded. So you wanna do it after school?”
~ A retard
“Did ya see this did ya hear about this”
~ Jay Leno on Retards
“Watch it!”
~ Tom Gavin
“That guy is a genius!”
~ A Retard on A Retard
“Manny L. is one of the top pilots”
~ Manny, speaking in third person
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[edit] External links
- Retards.com The Official Forum For Dumb Stuff.
whoever who says im dumb can go suck his mother
