Retard

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Retardism.

“OHHUUUUGAAAAA WEEEPLEE!!!! SHMEEEE DOOOOOOOOGLE *drools* IM A COMPLETE RETARD AND WIKI IS TOO .... EAAAAAAAARRR AAAAALABAMAAAAAAAAA NIGGGGGAH AINT NOAAAAAA RETAWDED *dangles hand under chin* WOOPY SHMOOOPY UH OH!! *laughs* I MAKE A POOPY!!! *messes around with helmet..”

~ Retard on Retards

“I am sofa king wee todd did”

~ you trying to read this

A Retard is a person with slowed mental or physical development. Some are funny, others not so funny.

                          A.K.A. You or George Dubya Bush

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Raise your hand if you're a retard

Retardism (Retardation) used to be celebrated, along with membership of any other ethnic minority group. Retards aka americans. Local communities used to try to find their most disadvantaged member, the champion was a black, lesbian, paraplegic, Muslim nun, that had AIDS, and was mentally retarded.

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Festivals of retardism also included games, in one the handicapped were given weapons and told there would be cake for whoever survived. Obviously there was never actually any cake, but the winner did get a healthy dose of morphine. Fun was had by all, except those Fucking Liberal political correctness arseholes, who can only have fun by spoiling our fun.

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But then, political correctness struck and now praising someone for simply surviving, while retarded, is no longer acceptable. What is the nun supposed do now? She only infected herself with AIDS so she could beat the blind, autistic, Afghan paedophile prostitute with leprosy. It really explains our utter lack of heroism as a society. Heroism is praising that which does badly, really well.

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Retards like to set things on fire.

Political correctness has gone too far when people start denying that disabilities are really disabilities. We can't call ladies women any more? And we have to call homosexuals fags or pickle-smokers. Why? Because these people are worthless scum, their names became viewed as derogatory terms.

“This is an expression of the increasing sentimentality of the second half of the twentieth century, in which terms that had acquired negative associations were replaced by euphemisms.”

~ Science on Being retarded

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So what if I say that someone is retarded instead of saying "Mentally Handicap" or "Challenged"?... point is, he/she is retarded. I don't consider it an offensive word, some do, and that's THEIR problem, not mine... but in this world, they feel that they CAN make it my problem by either attempting to correct me with a more political term... fucking retards, I fucking hate them, beautiful dribbling little head bangers.

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These days mentally retarded children are called:

• Marcus Taylor
• Slow learners
• Sex workers
• Politicians
• Chuck Norris
• Homeless- as if their houses were destroyed by earthquake
• Special Ed, maybe...
• Basket Weever (oldie)

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No one wants to insult the retarded younger brother and his moronic ways (thats for his friends), well actually they do, in fact they are nuts with having to control their tongues all the time.

“Wait, retards are real OMG!? I thought that was a myth, like unicorns, or midgets. Those are real too? Shit....”

~ Oscar Wilde on Retards

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There is a sacred text known as the Guiness Book of Retards, which contains the uncomparable wisdom uttered by retards through the ages:

“Not only will you get 40 virgins, they stay virgins after you sleep with them.”

~ Some nameless extremist leader

“Yep, I'm retarded. So you wanna do it after school?”

~ A retard

“Did ya see this, did ya hear about this?”

~ Jay Leno on Retards

“All retards these days are underestimated. Do not under any circumstances let your retard out the house when theres a weapon nearby.”

~ {{{2}}}

Gordon Brown

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