Rhodri the Great

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The Great Rhodri (born September 29, 1339) is a French King and the second, eleventh and current King of Wales. He was born in Spain and educated at University of Glamorgan and UWIC.

1 Controversy
2 War Crimes
3 Sexuality
4 The National Anthem
5 The Kings Questions
6 See Also

[edit] Controversy

Rhodri has always loved controversy, both in his homeland, in France, Wales, and Portland, Oregon.

In 1212 BC, he invented controversy, and there was much controversy,
In 1369 he was born, and there was much controversy,
In 1399 he started his ministry, and there was much controversy,
In 1402 he was killed in a plane crash with fellow rock sensations Richie Valens and Jiles Perry Richardson Jr. (aka. the Big Bopper), and there was much controversy,
In 1502 he became the second king of Wales, and there was much controversy,
In 1752 he became the eleventh king of Wales, and there was much controversy,
In 1763 he died, and there was much controversy,
In 1798 he founded Reed College, and there was much controversy,
In 2002 he became the 87th and current king of Wales, and there was much controversy.

[edit] War Crimes

It is only right that his name has become a byword for cruelty and barbarism, given Rhodri's barbarism and cruelty.

He also sold a dog to a very old lady with dodgy eyes. Knowing she was hungry, Rhodri told her she was buying a bag of warm salty chips. The dog had damage to two of its three remaining legs and was know locally to be both aggressive and quite daft. It is not known to this day why this incident should be regarded as a war crime.

[edit] Sexuality

Rhodri like all dead welsh kings enjoys the sport of bestiality, and is often seen with his sheep in the grounds of Cardiff castle, his current wife the Inflated Queen Morgan is never seen in public.

[edit] The National Anthem

On September 14, 2005, the national anthem of Wales was changed from 'Land of your mom' to 'Rhodri XVI He Is A Bastard' by request of King Rhodri himself. The anthem is sung to the tune of 'Glory, Glory Hallelujah'.

[edit] The Kings Questions

Who spilt my dancing milk? it's all over the floor!!! I'm going off to a corner to cry.

[edit] The Scotish Question

In order to stop the long wars with Scotland, over the question of who hated the English the most, Rhodri declared tha Scotland should become part of Wales, Scotland was not to happy about this and so started a new civil war.

[edit] The English Question

Rhodri is seen to be talking in english, however under his rule all work done by the Welsh government has been translated into French

[edit] The Russian Question

In Soviet Russia question asks you!

[edit] The Australian Question

After a brief stint presenting on BBC's 'Animal Hospital', Rolf Harris demanded to know "Och Rhodri, what are ye doing to that poor wee sheepie?" (this was during Harris' infamous 'Scottish phase'). Unable to cope with the controversy, Rhodri left soon after to anchor Sky Sports News where morality doesn't matter.