Rich

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A couple, probably wealthy, looking deviously at the camera. (Or, at least, the man is. The woman is looking to the side.)

Being rich is a state of mind that many people get into. Psychologists have divided this state into various different tiers depending on the situation the person who describes themselves as "rich" is in. This tier system is known as the Peerman's rank correlation coefficient. (Note that any mathematical terms which may have ended up in the name are only there to make it look impressive.)

Im the richest guy on the uncyclopedia, i wipe my ass with 500 euro notes, I live in monaco and at my age 15 I already have three cars, which one ,of them is a koenigsegg. You feel shit now don't you well it gets better i fucked your mom and your sister(s), it gets better They liked it because I'm rich, yes Im rich haha your probably reading this from a 10 inch monitor, im writting this from a 60 inch, ohh can you even afford anything close, no but I can, you suck balls to earn your money all I have to do is ask my father, haha your a tramp and im so rich that I could feed all of india and africa for five years with their only meal being caviar. You want some caviar, ask yuour mom for the money a paid her to give me a blow, ask your sister as well. TRAMP, HAHAHAHAHHA Im richer than anyone in your family will ever be.

Big orange 13:05, 19 April 2008 (UTC)BigOrangeBig orange 13:05, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

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One of the most famous people who specialises in this field of rich-ness is Darth Vader. He was one of the supreme rulers of the galaxy, but then he screwed things up. Seriously. And some crazy kid (probably a hobo) blew up his home and money. Lord Vader went from "All Your Cash Are Belong To Us" down to "Down under". Due to the nature of his job, he had to walk around in daylight. Hence, what was previously a fashion accessory became an essential part of his life. But then...

At the peak of his success Vader owned several Segways

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...he bounced back! With a second Death Star in the works, Vader was looking forward to taking off the smelly suit for good (I personally would not enjoy sitting in the same piece of leather for twenty-five years). Just as he was ready to take off his suit his son showed up again. Then that Han Solo showed up and Vader's home was blown up. Again.

[edit] ...and back to $0

Not realising how much he was in debt, Vader asked his son to take off his mask. The sun wreaked its revenge on what was now rock-bottom at "Down under", killing him.