Ritual
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Any act repeated a specific way to achieve a specific goal, be it physical or esoteric.
For example; knocking on wood to drive off misfortune; brushing and flossing your teeth to prevent tooth disease; sacrificing a human child to ensure a good harvest; these are all rituals.
[edit] Popular Midnight Rituals
- Ritual of the Lesser Pentangle (featuring Bert Jansch and John Renbourn)
- Ritual of the Great Seal of Solomon (See Image)
- Ritual Abuse. See Michael Jackson
- Ritual of the Crystal Rainbow Dolphin of Love. See New Age
- Ritual of the the Greater Pendulum
[edit] Example Ritual
Opening the Circle: Enter the pre-defined ritual clearing, walking widdershins around the circumferance of the circle (or ovoid if restricted for space). Sprinkle a line of salt as you follow the path (this is to define your "workspace" and deter attacks from Chaos Slugs).
Return to the Center. Acknowledge the Elementals of the five Quarters, Megatron, Michael Bolton, Bennie, Uriel and Azrael.
Face East and invoke: "All Hail the Guardian of the East, Lord of the Air, Blow me"
Face South and invoke: "All Hail the Guardian of the South, Lord of the Flame, May I be Hot"
Face West and invoke: "All Hail the Guardian of the West, Lord of the Wave, May I be Damp"
Face North and invoke: "All Hail the Guardian of the North, Lord of Earth, May I be as Hard as Stone"
Make sacrifice/Meditate/Levitate/Whatever.
Close down the circle and make it home in time for tea.
