Robot Chicken
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“IT'S ALIVE!!!”
~ Audience on Robot Chicken
“This show is about a chicken that's a robot”
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It's 11:30, pm, EST. You turn on the TV after some quality kitten huffing. A title card for the upcoming program turns on. "What the hell?" you say. The title card makes no sense. They talk about ping pong and ratings. Then they talk about Seth Green. What show could this title card possibly be introducing? You wonder. Then a new title card appears. It reads, "All Celebrity Likenesses are used in a parodic or fictitious manner." Oh. This show just might be good. Then comes the opening sequence. WHAT THE CLUCK?!?
Oh! It's called Robot Chicken! They say this stuff is so funny, it's the highest rated Adult Swim original program. Which, to be honest, is like being Mexico's fastest runner. Your brain is slowly abducted, and for ten minutes of your miserable life, you felt like you were a part of something. The show made you laugh. So, it was good, yes? Let's recap.
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[edit] The Robot Chicken
The Robot Chicken was born May 12th, 1997. He went to college. He wrote up a novel. It sold a few copies, and the Chicken had a normal life. Until he got hit by a car near a road leading to a mad scientist's lab!! The chicken is taken in by an evil doctor, and is made into a robot! AND IT IS THEN FORCED TO WATCH HOURS and HOURS of awesome stuff, like rhinos humping cars, and robots humping washing machines. Along with the usual bloopers and awesome parodies of old time cartoons!!!
[edit] It's Pretty Cool At This Point
I think I have to go and lie down now. I just watched the first season 12 times in a row, and (it might be the kittens,but) I feel like my brain cells are dead.
[edit] Seth Green "Needs" To Host Robot Chicken Better, Says Press
Seth Green apparently created Robot Chicken because "there wasn't enough money with Adult Swim." Seth is currently involved with Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and, of course, Robot Chicken - Adult Swim's top 3 shows of a Wednesday night. When asked about this, Seth blamed Cartoon Network for moving Robot Chicken from a respectable 11:00pm on a Wednesday to 3:04am on a Saturday. Way to go, Adult Swim.
[edit] Dan Houser Sues Robot Chicken For Violence
Grand Theft Auto: Stickman City creator Dan Houser has sued Robot Chicken US$34million for ripping off GTA in a sketch "Grand Theft Larceny: San Diego". Seth paid up. Seth was forgiven. And by "Seth" I mean Seth MacFarlane, voice of Peter Griffin - the only person involved with "Robot Chicken" to actually make enough money to combat lawsuits. That's how weird Robot Chicken is. If you have an IQ over 100 and watch this show, you will die!!! If you are retarded, then don't worry. You'll be fine. This show puts out some interesting things for people to do at nights{xox}.
[edit] Celebrities That Endorse Robot Chicken
- Martha Stewart
- Barney
- Elmo's evil twin
- Darth Revan
- Chewwbacca
- George W. Bush
[edit] Things To Do To Make Robot Chicken Make Sense
- Huff Kittens
- Get Drunk
- Read too much Shakespeare
- Watch it 300 times in a row
WATCH ROBOT CHICKEN. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
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