Robot Nazis

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[edit] How was the Robot Nazis founded?

The Robot Nazis were founded in 1430 by 19+39. It was an organisation designed for communist robots, who at that time had no identity. For the first two years, the orginisation was extremely unpopular, and congregated only a few members.

Then, in 1432, Epson Gutenberg invented the first ever printer, the 'Olde Worlde Printer', allowing 19+39 to paste up posters all over Berlin, attracting robots from all over the city to join the orginisation.

]]s exterminated.

[edit] Robot Nazism Today

Today Robot Nazism is now a prosperous organisation, with over 4.5 million members worldwide, their present headquarters now lie in Warsaw, Poland.

1. cheat Drive On Water

// By Waterbottle if (getfloat(pcar+0x38)<getfloat(0x96C96B0)+0.8) {

  static speed;
  //set the car ontop of the water
  setfloat(pcar+0x38,  getfloat(0x96C96B0)+0.8);
  setfloat(pcar+0x8,  0);
  setfloat(pcar+0x18,  0);
  setfloat(pcar+0x20,  0,  0,  0);
  setfloat(pcar+0x148,  0);
  //hand brake
  if(buttons & CTRL_RTRIGGER) 
  {
  speed*=0.9;
  handb = 2.5;
  } else handb = 1;
  //rotate the vehicle
  if(speed > 0.1)
          setfloat(pcar+0x78,  -0.015 * xstick * handb);
  else if(speed < -0.1)
          setfloat(pcar+0x78,  0.015 * xstick * handb);
  //accelerte
  if(buttons & CTRL_CROSS) 
  {
  if(speed < 0)
          speed += 0.02; 
  if(speed < 0.7)
          speed += 0.02; 
  }
  else
  if(buttons & CTRL_SQUARE)
  {
  if(speed > 0)
          speed -= 0.02; 
  if(speed > -0.5)
          speed -= 0.02; 
  }
  else speed *= 0.95;
  //add speed to car
  setfloat(pcar+0x140,  -getfloat(pcar+4)*speed);
  setfloat(pcar+0x144,  getfloat(pcar)*speed);

}

[edit] Oppresion

Few groups amongst society have taken dislike to Robot Nazism, though the most prominent group which has been oppresing this group is the site society known as "Uncyclopedia" who are quoted to have said "We don't recommend you write an article on robot Nazis", The Robot Nazis have rioted against this display of differentiation from the site and approached the editor, unfortunately the Editor was Arnold Scwarzerneggar who was rather frustrated after attempting to write his latest speach and got all Terminator on the Robots metal back panels... The Problem still presides till this day and no possible soloution is forseen in the near future, though some attempt has been made to destroy the site mainframes the Robots are having trouble not getting blown up as they hack the servers.