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“Please tell me that's a typo.”
~ Oscar Wilde on robot pirate ghosts
“ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKNIG ROBOT PIRATE GHOSTS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!”
~ Samuel L. Jackson on robot pirate ghosts
“No, no... pirate robot ghosts implies that they're robot ghosts who became pirates, where as robot pirate ghosts implies they were already pirate ghosts who became robots.”
~ Korn on robot pirate ghosts
Robotic Ghost Priates, or Robotic Pirate Ghosts as they wish to be called, are the smart and often friendly people that traverse the space of the Solana galaxy, looking for planets to burn and Captain Quarks to slaughter.
[edit] Origin of robot pirate ghosts
Robot pirate ghosts first appeared in the year 3040 (because of a time machine invented by George Lucas) after the dreaded pirate, Captain Blackstar, died after being shot by Dick Cheney. Since Blackstar was an 80% robotic being, his ghost had retained all the robotic components his living body had, thus resulting in him returning as a robot pirate ghost (because he was 80% robotic, was a pirate, and was a ghost!).
Common robot pirate ghost!
[edit] Range and Weakness
Captin Blackstar (hiding his true form, which he is ashamed of.)
Robot pirate ghosts come in many forms and many of them (including Captain Blackstar) have the ability to shapeshift to strike fear into their enemies, rivals, or anyone they plan on looting. Most robotic pirate ghosts also have a tendency to self destruct if they are in a car. This can give the enemy an advantage if surrounded or trapped by robot pirate ghosts to get rid of them. This will only work though if the victim of such a scenario knows of this fatal weakness.
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| Anti-Mona Lisa Squad: Megatron, Henry Kissinger,Hugo Chavez Red Stripe Guy, Benito Mussolini, George W. Bush
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| KTS: Andy McNabb, Homsar,Red Stripe Guy, Benjamin Britten, Hugo Chavez, Budd Dwyer,Rob Liefeld Kermit the Frog, Pox, Khan Noonien Singh
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| Comics Committee: Doctor Doom, Emperor Galactus of the World and Universe, Joker, Lex Luthor, Megatron, Mr. Freeze, Pikachu, The Riddler, Rob Liefeld, Cream the Rabbit, Magneto, Venom, Timmy Turner, Dr. Robotnik, Optimus Prime, Jimmy Neutron
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| Space Committee: Chairman Drek, Darth Vader, Dr. Nefarious, John Travolta, Katie Holmes, Khan Noonien Singh, L. Ron Hubbard, The Irken Empire, Zim, Team Rocket, Tom Cruise, Xenu, Meg Griffin, CATS, Neopets, Pox, Dalek Fred
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| Music/Theatre Committee: Abu Hamza, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Kevin Federline, Leonard Bernstein, Avril Lavigne, Paul Hindemith, Madonna, Ron Jeremy, Hannah Montana
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| Thunderess Terror Trio: Steve Ballmer,Chris Chocola, Michael Howard
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| Minions:
Tom Cruise, Rob Liefeld,Nancy Pelosi, Jerry Springer, Taurus Bulba
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| The Dancing Monkey Pajamas Party: Abu Hamza, Homsar, Pee-Wee Herman, Teletubbies, Herman Munster, Daffy Duck, O.J. Simpson, Mace Windu, Toad
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| Politics Committee: Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, The Legendary White Teletubby, Bill Bennett, Charles Montgomery Burns, Ted Kennedy, Chairman Mao, Hugo Chávez, Nelson Mandela, Kim Jong-Ill, CNN, Fox News, Imelda Marcos, Che Guevara, Joseph Stalin, Ian Paisley, John Kerry, Michael Moore, Sean Penn, Jon Stewart
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| Sports Committee: Kobe Bryant, Roger Clemens, █████ ██████, Hulk Hogan, Rusty Wallace, Shaquille O'Neal, Hubert Horatio Humphrey, Vince McMahon, Sal Fasano, Ash Ketchum, Yao Ming, Peyton Manning, Bo Jackson, Jimmie Johnson Randy Orton
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| Undead Committee: Bob Barker, Timmy Turner, Joey Barton, Dracula, French people, Fidel Castor, Ganondorf, King Boo, Michael Jackson, Ralph Nader, Skeletor, Freddy Krueger, Barbara Walters, Simon Cowell, Ozzy Osbourne, Hugh Hefner, Furby, Roger Ebert, Larry King, Mick Jagger, Mr. Stingray, Ku Klux Klan, Brian Peppers, Jason, Irwin's Ghost, The Undertaker
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| The Remaining Reprobates: Segata Sanshiro, Black Mage, Dr. Evil, Evil Pizza, Artemis Fowl, Fog, Maozilla, The Koopa Kids, Carlos Mencia, Your mom, Steve Ballmer, Gayzilla, Bill Gates, Baby Seals, Bowser, Kobe, Dr. Claw, Platypus, Wario the Quario, Swansea, Bubs Concession Stand, Wikipedia, Santa Claus, Spyro the Dragon, Barney, Michelle Malkin, Erin Esurance, User:Kervinle2500, Claude Speed, Bob Barker, Jack Thompson, Apple computers, Osama Bin Laden, You, Kim Possible
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