Rodney Dangerfield

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The Minefield Portion Of The Rodney Danger-field.

“This game gets no respect”

~ Jacob Cohen on The Rodney Danger-field

The Rodney Danger-field is a national park in Minnesota, where they host "The Rodney Danger-field Game".

[edit] Rules And Setup

The Rodney Danger-field game starts with four players assembling in the center of The Rodney Danger-field, where they meet the host, Philip Cohen. The show continues by introducing the contestants to that days four "unique and dangerous challenges" on the field, which could consist of running on a minefield, holding your breath under water, hurdling and obstacle courses, rope swinging, lion taming, chewing on alluminum foil, watching Crossroads, listening to Dan Marino brag, and millions of other life threatening activities. For each player that "doesn't make it", the rest move on to the next round, and begin the next activity. The winner is the one who does not die.

[edit] Famous Episodes

The Rodney Dangerfield Champion to this day, Jacob Cohen.

Episode 1= This is a classic. It featured Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King Jr., Ghandi, and Michael Moore. Michael Moore obviously one, and wrote a really bad documentary on it. Too bad we lost all those very important historic figures to him.

Episode 46= Epidodes 2 through 45 lacked the standard amount of "violence" for american TV, so for this episode, they put in Robert Dinero, Joe Pesci, Ray Liotta, and Michael J. Fox. Michael did win, but solely because his teen wolf form allowed him great powers.

Episode 49= This episode featured Phil Collins, John Mayer, Elton John, and Kenan Thompson. It came down to John and Kenan, and John's scratchy and undesirable singing distracted Kenan while polevaulting. John took the prize.

Episode 2000= This episode had no contestants, because everyone was afraid that all computers were going to permananently shut down. The public never did recover from the mass stupidity.