Rohypnol
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A chemical substance also referred to as "roofies," flunitrazepam, and sometimes mistakenly referred to as Ativan, Valium, Xanax, and often mistaken for alcohol or water. It is most commonly used as a treatment for an increasingly rare condition called virginity.
[edit] History
Rohypnol was invented by george bush who tried to use it to treat the Virgin Mary, without success: she remained a virgin. Greatly disappointed about this failure, he disposed of his stack of Rohypnol somewhere on the Galapagos Islands, where it was later discovered by Charles Darwin.
Rohypnol became especially popular in the 1960's, when virginity was a world wide epidemic.
Since the late 1990's, the need for Rohypnol has drasticly been reduced, thanks to the efforts of George W. Bush, who has barred sex education from classrooms, making young women more likely to engage in sex without having to be treated with Rohypnol first. In addition, Bush campaigned for the treatment of virginity at an early stage, and has set up an educational program and a special treatment facility for virgins at Guantanamo Bay resort in Cuba. The patients who are treated there are predominately unattractive males of foreign origin and have thus been deemed "enemy combatants" by the Bush administration; as a result, they are not permitted to mate with the mainstream population and are forced to have sex with each other, or with inanimate objects, or both.
Weapon of choice used commonly by Nathan Ross
[edit] Date rape Drug
There's is no evidience that Rohypnol or (Flunitrazpam) does lead to unusual sexual behavior. Allthought Oscar Wilde was a famous user he also considered that guy very luck!
[edit] Side effects
One of the most common side effects of using rohypnol, is insanity. For this reason, Rohypnol is often referred to as the Ape-rape-drug, as it can lead to irrational behavior, such as bestiality.
Other hilarious side effects include unwanted pregnancy, STDs such as syphilis, and suicide.
Rohypnol is also believed to cause some sort of memory loss, but nobody really remembers.
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