Rowan Atkinson

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Rowan Atkinson, alias Mr. Bean, Edmund Blackadder, Johnny English, Inspector Fowler and Zaphod Beeblebrox, is the 14th reincarnation of Charlie Chaplin, and one of few decent British actors still alive. He also works as a secret agent for MI13, and is descended from the Duke of Edinburgh of 1483.

[edit] Life

Atkinson started out as a radio repair-man, doing impressions as a bitch, to try and get a decent shit. Over time, he worked his way up from radio repair-man to radio repair-man first class, and was eventually spotted by Borat Sagdiyev, who gave Atkinson a short spot on Kazakhstan TV.

At around the same time, Atkinson was secretly hired by MI13 to smuggle secrets out of Kazakhstan to Britain, which he successfully pulled off, as well as pulling off some curtains from a rack on his way out of the country. Atkinson was banned from Kazakhstan as a result, but was so successful that MI13 promoted him to full secret agent status whilst working as a TV comedian as a front. His programmes have all served as distractions for the general public, allowing him to steal their secrets whilst they are all too busy staring at the idiot box.

Since then, Atkinson has retired from spying and has gone into movies, having appeared in several movies and is often typecast as a stereotypical toff. Despite a lot of bullshit rumours spread by people with too much time on their hands, though, he is NOT a French terrorist as many losers seem to think because they haven't got a brain.