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[edit] The Great Rubber Duckabition
the great rubber journey
15 Years ago 29,000 rubber ducks got loose of there cargo ship.
reports from the time show that the ducks suddenly came alive jumped overboard into the water.
The leader of the ducks Sir Duckalot is still out at sea trying to find the duckanic, that carried ducks and not people, In 2001 the ducks went over the place where the Duckanic sank. Unfortunately Sir Duckalot was lost in the Antarctic and failed to make it.
[edit] Sir Duckalot
The great and powerful Sir Duckalot was given his mission 15 years ago by the president of rubber ducks Ducklincon under orders of the rubber duck president Sir Duckalot had to find the Duckanic. The Farther of two rubber ducklings who loves duckpin set of to complete his mission. Top Rubber Duck trackers are still trying to locate Sir Duckalot who was last seen leaving The UK with a map of the world and is now on his way to where the Duckanic sank. Unknown by him Ducklincon has recently past away and now a new president is to be proposed
[edit] Presidential candidates
since the recent death of Ducklincon a new president is to be chosen there are supposed to be 5 candidates but due to Duckalot being away at sea rubber Ducklantis needs a new president so 4 have been chosen instead
Duck Fader "Join the dark side of the pond"
Pond Trouper "protecting the pond from the fishes"
Princess Layer"lay the duck side of pond"
Luke Pondwater"MAY THE DUCKS BE WITH YOU"
Each candidate has there own views on how to make Ducklantis a better place ok well 3 of the 4 Duck Fader wants to take over the world and make it duck world and all the humans become rubber. the votes are said to be counted soon but the ducktition is lost out at sea and is said will not make it back to Ducklantis. so they went and brought a calculator and now are adding up. the favors are on Luke Pondwater
[edit] Duckanic
taken just before the duckanic sank on the 14th of April 1912. The Duckanic sailing from Pondampton to New Duck Carrying 3,747 ducks
1,517 ducks lost at sea. the Boat shaped like a rubber duck hit the Rubber duckberg on its way to New duck
[edit] Duckpin
Due to having to go away to find the duckanic Sir Duckalot had to sacrifice his favorite sport Duckpin this game is like bowling but with rubber duck and not pins. The Bowling balls are made out of rubber. When playing Duckpin you play on the pond so it floats
[edit] Ducklantis
Ducklantis the home of Rubber ducks. This unknown city is the biggest and is the capital of the Rubber Duck City's. Recently the president Passed away so Ducklantis and the rubber duck unknown world needs a new President. This Capital city has a total Population of 30,000 Rubber Ducks. This city built before humans were created dates back to the dinosaur age. The votes are taking place and all odds are on Luke Pondwater Ducklantis has a huge history. It started above the water until a parent took the plug out!!!!
[edit] (EVENMOREUPDATE) The Final Journey (EVENMOREUPDATE)
When this article was created Sir Duckalot had just left The UK but recently I got informed from my rubber duck trackers that Sir Duckalot has been on course but then got swept away by vile winds and is lost. Sir Duckalot is still lost and we are waiting for more reports on the tracking of a great infusiastic duck. Some sources believe that Sir Duckalot was thrown at Brian Molko during a concert and now takes pride of place on his bathtub.
[edit] Origional Use
Everyone knows that before rubber ducks were a childs plaything they were used as duck sex dolls.
--Cheesychips 19:58, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
