Rumania
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- This entry is not to be confused with Romania.
African country, known also as "the black Wisconsin" because of some weird freakish reason (probably tacos or nachos, opinions are still divided).
Rumania has been looked down upon in the past because of some questionable pastimes. One of the most controversial being snorting kool-aid powder for days on end.
=== Geography === (what you are about to read, is not to be confused with ROMANIA, european country) Rumania has no geography. There is only one mountain, 5 meters tall, which Rumanian people use to call "the Hill", due to unknown reasons (most probably, tacos). During week-ends, young adventurers used to climb "the Hill" until 1998, when a 16-years old nun died of alcoholism during such a trip. Since then, the Rumanian governement has begun demolishing "the Hill" using a strong combination of nachos and tacos. There aren't any bordering countries; due to its wise policies, Rumania neighbours itself. Natural resources are scarce and mostly located in some other remote countries.
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[edit] People
Rumanians are still a mystery to scientists. They have furry, smelly and delicate feet. Is seem that for a long time, they used to serve Sauron, nowadays known also as "Lord of the Dance"(that is, before he tried to steal their nachos and tacos; the bloody war that resulted is known as "The War of the Ring"). The major religion amongst Rumanians is orthodoxism, an ancient form of worshiping, half way between Islam and Christianity. The paradox is that, even though they are fervant believers, Rumanians consider that were not the Lord's (whoever might him be) creation, but the spawn of "Decebal" (leader of the Dacia factory) and "Trajan" (the first immigrant to became the emperor of Rome). This is, basically, all we know about Rumanian people.
[edit] Economy
Rumania has no economy. The people enjoy spending all of their money on women, beer, Sony-Ericsson P800 and Motorola V220. The only treasure of Rumanian people is the "Closca cu puii mei de aur" (as in: "Hen with my golden offspring")... but the Russians locked her in their basement. The Rumanian people listen to a weird series of noises which they call "manele". Most of the people do not understand these sounds but Rumanian people enjoy it very much, and probably a reason to this are nachos and tachos.
[edit] Governement
In 1756, a bloodless revolution, which ended in some 1,000,000 mutilations, 267.000 infections and a quarter of a million occurrences of malaria - but no deaths - brought to power an anarchist government . This authoritarian regime still rules Rumania even nowadays, mainly because of its dictatorial use of nachos and tacos. As Oscar Wilde once said: "Nachos and tacos are the main causes of oppression in Rumania". Wise words, indeed...
[edit] Leaders
In the past a great leader was born. His name was "Harap Alb" (slang for White Arab). He died with a very rare form of illness. We do not know which type was it. He was The Great.
[edit] See also
They also called him Harap Alb cel Mare, Bun, Intelept, Viteaz, Frumos si destept si inteligent, or just call him preafrumosul, preafermecatorul, preafericitul, prealuminatul Harap-Alb, and he lives on The Hill. You can find he, only if you don't think about him.
