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“Dam'n! I love a letter with curveS.”

~ Oscar Wilde on S

“S and Me are very good friendS. Lets face it, you can't have Sex without it.”

~ George Bush on S

“When I look back on the dayS of creation, I really wish I could have thought up the letter S. But, juSt when I was about to, some jackaSS went and did it. I tell you, I just about Smited him right there. But I am a God of mercy and love, beSideS, he did a pretty good job. Dam'n Sexy letter if I do Say So mySelf.”

~ God on S

[edit] The Letter S: The Beginning

Harmless

S

[edit] The Letter S: Today

Mostly Harmless

S

[edit] The Long S ( ſ )

The long s ( ſ ), is even more harmless than ever.

S

[edit] Trivia

• In the Nazi language, ſ can be combined with "s" or "z" (ß) to confuSe AmericanS into thinking the letter iS actually a B. ThiS convention played a major part in the 1930S propagandamaniakraze.

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