Syaoran
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“Wha....what is that thing?!?! Is that even a thing?!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Syaoran before he blew chunks
“Take off your panty!!”
~ Harry Potter on Syaoran
“DVD! DVD! DVD! DVD! DVD!”
~ Cthulhu on Syaoran
“ My name is Syaoran.”
~ Mr. Takashi of Japan on being obvious
“ Syaoran?!”
~ Sakura Kinomoto on Syaoran
Syaoran was a magical boy from Hong Kong. His life was recorded by the comic Card Captor Syaoran*** from Clamp, the 4 comic artists and secret agents and propagandists who are famous for making saccharine kawaii images for showing off on deviantART. As Syaoran flushes with shame at the time, and Clamp learnt that it was a kind of service to the readers, they change the character into a girl. After that, the real person in Hong Kong has become a real girl. At first, Syaoran was changed into a princess. After the voting result from the otakus, she has different form. *** Also known in Canada as the butchered anime: "Cardcatchinglittledweebs" where Syaoran is changed back into a boy, and "Zero-chan" becomes "Sniffy the flying rat".
(According to some stupid fucking quack he had a really badass black sword before being turned into a girl. Unfortunately, no one's ever seen this.)
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[edit] Syaoran the Sailor moon
Normally, Syaoran the Sailor moon gets the highest voting rate by fans. Syaoran wears the short short pleated skirt and holds cute, lovely, kawaii or moe poses.
[edit] Syaoran the magical girl
Since Syaoran knows magic when she was a boy, sometimes she would be a magical girl, and has different tramsformation in her clothes, like the Little witch suit. However, she will never know the magic to transform herself back into a boy.
[edit] Syaoran the schoolgirl
Of course, the sexy little girl is a schoolgirl. So more explainations in this paragraph are all rubbish. Rubbish rubbish rubbish etc.
[edit] Syaoran the sister princess
As Syaoran was so moe, sweety and tasty to so many otakus, they want to treat her at home. As a result, Syaoran become a sister princess to the otakus. They can listen to the yells of Syaoran like "Oiichan, yamete!"
[edit] Syaoran the chobits
Moreover, some crazy otakus refit her into a girl shape computer -- chobits. The master of Syaoran the chobits has to push the button at a hidden place of her body for switching her on.
[edit] Syaoran at the DVD party
Syaoran has broken an erotic DVD of Yaiba Kurogane, her schoolmate, but she haven't got any erotic DVD for compensation. Thus Yaiba ordered Syaoran to perform the story with him, and the process was recorded on a new DVD. During the recording, Yaiba yells "DVD, DVD, DVD", which makes Syaoran afraid. It created a psychological shadow in Syaoran's mind. This event were knew by other schoolmates, includes Kōtarō Kobayashi, Eriol Hiiragizawa, Negi Springfield, Kanata Saionji, Kouta Otoyama, Conan Edogawa, Keitaro Urashima, Ash Ketchum, Matsuda Takato, Hikaru Shindō and Yūki Mitani, etc. They yelled the slogan "DVD, DVD, DVD" to Syaoran, Syaoran perform the story again with schoolmates.
