Salmon Ella

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A man removing the internal organs of a salmon

Salmon Ella is a Salmon dish eaten by native americans, canucks and occasionally, Edwina Curry. Recently, it has been at the centre of a food scare after causing several native Americans and Canadians food poisoning.

[edit] Recipe

1. Fresh salmon
2. Heaped teaspoons of table salt
3. Student accommodation

[edit] Method

1. Remove the internal organs of the salmon. What do you mean, it's jumping around! It's supposed to be dead!
2. Gouge out its eyes and eat them whole (optional).
3. Remove all the bones and swallow them (very important).
4. Return from the emergency room. If you had swallowed enough bones, the fish should now smell kinda fishy and slime-coated
5. Garnish with salt.
6. Cook the salmon at a low enough temperature to allow the germs to survive.
7. Serves 2. If you had stocked up enough ambulance miles in step 4, you might have enough for a second trip.

[edit] Food Scare

In 2006, seven native Americans and canucks were taken to the Auschwitz Hospital for treatment after suspected cases of food poisoning. After a huge battle in which Hitler was killed, it was found that Sauron was responsible for the incident, as he had fed the victims tainted meat.

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