Samurai Cowboy Island
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Samurai Cowboy Island is the most intellectually, geographically, and spasmatically advanced country in the universe. While it is unknown to the general populace to why it is such a thriving country, scientists claim that it could come from the sheer awesomness of cowboys and samurai working together under the same island. It is currently at war with the not so thriving Ninja Pirate Island.
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[edit] History
Settlers first found this island in 1504 when a group of Aztecs crash landed to escape the wrath of Cortez and his men. What they found was the equivalent of Atlantis, except it was much cooler and it wasn't under water. The Aztecs were greeted by swift, powerful samurais and happy, scruffy cowboys who took them into the capital, Cowamuraiboy City. What they saw were indoor plumbing, outdoor plumbing, jetpack propelled lasers, samurai sword powered pollution free sailbot cars, The Samurai Cowboy A-Team, and many more amazing inventions that continue to boggle the mind to this day. Samurai Cowboy Island was generally left alone until the mid 1800's when the poorer, more inferior Ninja Pirate Island waged what would be a centuries spannning war against Samurai Cowboy Island. The only reason that Ninja Pirate Island has not fallen yet to the power of Samurai Cowboy Island is because of the incredibly high birthrate of Ninjas and the money the pirates have been able to get from the worldwide profits of Pirates of the Caribbean and Johnny Depp movies to fuel their war machine. In 1975, Samurai Cowboy Island had their first Democratic election.
[edit] Samurai Cowboy Island Today
President Steven Seagal and Vice President Vince Vaughn are the current presidents and are on there 4th year of a 5 year term. Samurai Cowboy Island has become part of the IDA or the Island Defense Alliance, which makes up of Indonesia, Micronesia, and Anothernesia. The Chief Export of Samurai Cowboy Island is raw awesome while it's main imports are iron, and rope used to make lassos. Just recently a mad cowboy bomber not from Samurai Cowboy Island bombed SCI International Airport. While he did manage to damage the airport itself, he did not hurt any samurais or cowboys because they threw samurai swords and shot cowboy bullets into his arse, killing him instantaneously.
[edit] Samurais and Cowboys Working Together?
Expert Samurlogists and Cowboiographers are still baffled by the peace that occurs between the samurais and the cowboys on Samurai Cowboy Island. Some experts have even stated that it is possible that all samurais and cowboys in fact originated off of this island, which may lead to the benevolent nature towards each other.
[edit] SCI Culture
Samurai Cowboy Island has a distinct culture of its own.
[edit] THE SCI Anthem
Do I see a samurai flipping off?
Do I see a cowboy saying howdy?
These things are held sacred
To all samurais and cowboys
For alone we merely haul ass
But together we haul twice as much
We stick by these words forever and ever
For the sake of Samurai Cowboy Island
[edit] SCI Flag
The SCI Flag is a vast representation of the intricate relationship between samurai and cowboys alike by showing a picture of Emperor Hiroto Quickdraw, the most accomplished leader of SCI behind Steven Seagal, and John Wayne. The background is in their favorite colors, blue, white and red.
[edit] Enemies of SCI
Like all bountiful nations, Samurai Cowboy Island has a huge amount of enemies that it has accumulated over the years. They include:
- Samurai who are not from SCI
- Cowboys who are not from SCI
- Clinjas
- Nazis
- Your Mother
- France
- Ninja Pirate Island
- Ninja
- Pirates
- USA
- Gandhi
- Skateboard Enthusiasts
- Rosie O'Donnell
- Hal Sparks
- Fat People
- Bill Clinton
- The Current cast of Mad TV
[edit] Rulers of Samurai Cowboy Island in Chronological Order
While we do not know who any of the leaders were before first contact, we managed to find out who hey were after and to this day. They are split up into dynasties before they became a democracy.
- The Kawasaki Dynasty, 1504-1628
- The Sixshooter Dynasty, 1628-1770
- The Speed Racer Dynasty, 1770-1900
- The Depp Dyansty, 1900-1975
- President Keanu Reeves, 1975-1980
- President Jesse Jackson, 1980-1991 (Was assassinated in his 3rd Term)
- Supreme Dictator for life The Cheat 1991-2000
- President Steven Seagal, 2000-Present
