San Andreas Fault
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“How long have I been telling you people that it wasn't my fault??? Huh? Just how long???!!!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on San Andreasit is 1000 miles long
“I KNEW IT WAS SAN ANDREAS FAULT!! I KNEW!!”
~ Redneck on San Andreas Fault
San Andreas Fault... We Blame Everything On Her (1313-1332) is the patron saint of earthquakes.
Unlike most of the saints in Biblical canon, who cometh in peace, San Andreas' primary role is to find fault and mete out divine earthly judgement.
San Andreas is best known as the author of the general confession, a prayer which effectively and passionately states:
“Mea culpa. It's all my fault.'”
~ San Andreas on faultfinding
[edit] The legend of San Andreas
When this guy invented kitten huffing and came to fame, he had to blame all his previous mistakes to somebody, and for some reason (it is generally assessed by scholars that the reason was he was high on kittens) he blamed San Andreas with not only his misdoings, but with those of the entire world. San Andreas died of gonorrhea some two centuries later, its generally (and paradoxically) assumed it was This Guy fault.
Any way, San Andreas Fault was then erected as a monument around somewhere, and it soon became the main pilgrimage objective by da people, who arrived to blame all their doings and shit on San Andreas. It is not well-known amongst the multitudes exactly what San Andreas did or failed to do, but it must have been some serious shit, for her monument is huge.
