Saudi Arabia

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المملكة العبرية الشيعية الإشتراكية العظمى
Kingdom of Saudi Allahbia bin Laden
Saudi Allahbia


(Flag)	(Coat of Arms)

Motto: "Bin Laden my a$$!"

Anthem: "We're in the money, we're in the money"

Capital

Couple of tents in the middle of the desert

Largest city

Riyadh, DC (even though it only has 100 people in it, it's still the biggest)

Official languages

humala humala humala Achmed!

Government

Hostile

-President

Shiekh Olmert Alafghani

-Crime Minister

Osama bin Ladin

National Hero(es)

Osama Bin Laden, Al zarqawi, Mullah Omar, Pamela Anderson

Declaration
of Independence

after 9/11

Currency

Camels

Religion

Malayalam, Hindi, Urdu, Bengali, Yelling, Allahuakbar

Major exports

Oil, Terrorism, Drunk students

Major imports

Bangladeshis, Westren bullshit

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Saudi Arabia.

“I don't know what this Saudi Arabia is but if it looks like Iraq, Bomb it.”

~ George W. Bush

Saudi Arabia (Arabic: المملكة العبرية الشيعية الإشتراكية العظمى, English: The Land of Camel Fuckers, Binary: 00100. American: (NOP) The National Oil Preserve, Hebrew: H01Y SH1T, Kazakh: Anoos) Is the only democratic state in the Middle East (formerly South America), which is run by a bunch of infidels.

1 Economy
2 Gender & Sex
3 Gay Marriage
4 Sultans
5 Saudi Establishments
6 See also

[edit] Economy

Saudi Arabia is the main exporter of oil in the entire world, despite having no known natural resources. & thats why every creature on this misrable planet who hates a saudi, is because the saudi is filthy and hes probably broke.

Also, the Saudi's are known for there very large porn industry. In fact, the Americans are in awe of the Saudi porn so much that they graciously accept titles such as "Riyadhian Wonders" and "Girls in Mecca Gone Wild". Many people reading this might be confused by the fact that women are considered nothing more than little terrorist makers. While this is true, the Saudi Arabian Government feels that they have been too lenient on women and make them perform this pornography fully clothed.

[edit] Gender & Sex

Women in Saudi Arabia have the unusual power to make men do what ever women want. They have the power of voodoo in their eyes; just one look can turn a man into a permanent love slave. Thus, women in Saudi Arabia keep their terrifying voodoo eyes veiled at all times lest their power overwhelm the poor helpless men. Women here make men do all of the most menial and boring tasks such as driving, standing in line at government offices, working, traveling outside the Kingdom, and playing sports. The country is also unique in that its people aren't born through sexual reproduction, which was banned in 1955, but are produced in and imported from nearby Bahrain orDubai Las Vages Monaco Ricconi, using Iraqi morrocan Qatari Russian Thai Italian Spanish Brazilian German prostitutes (because like imentioned previously they can buy even your sister with the right amount of cash -_* Blink BliNk). Anal sex is practised openly in public. In 2000, it has been granted the national sport prestige. Saudi men are known of having the biggest cocks (ranging from 9" to 22") thats why all the arab men hate them because they destroy their girls

[edit] Gay Marriage

Nope, no fags in this country! maybe you can find some fags in some neighborhood countries, or even in shi'a ghettos. I dont know about that the King was trying to fondle me at one of PDIDDY's parties and im a dude.

[edit] Sultans

King Fahad(aka Lord of the Blings) and Queen Elizabeth(aka Elizabitch when teenager) wedding. Notice the bling bling.

Sultan XXXI (1925)
Sultan XXXII (1925 - 1957)
The Sultan Of Swing (1957-1967)
Gaylord Facker (1967-1982)
The Lord of the Blings (1982-2005)
Colonel Sanders, XXL (2005-present)

[edit] Saudi Establishments

CIA: Cockain Inhalation Association.
NASA: National Anal Sex Association.
FAG: Fuckin Association of Gays
FBI: Fuckers & Bitches Interrelation.
KFC: Kid Fuckers Confederation.
FHA (US: Federal Housing Administration): Federal Homosexuality Administration.