Scary Movie 2

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Taglines:	Scream again if You still know what I did last Saturday the 14th
Writer	Karl Marx
Starring	Paris Hilton - Stacey Cowbell Chucky - Himself Naomi Campbell - Cissy Copper Jim Carrey - Randy Pervert Rent-a-cop - Officer Pigg Mephiles the Hedgehog - Claude Savagely
Producers	Josef Stalin, Gordon Brown
Director	Gordon Brown
Runtime	Eighty (80) minutes
Language	English
Distributed by	PBS
IMDb rating

Scary Movie 2 is the 2000 sequel to Scary Movie, and the first in a long string of awful sequels that would still make money despite the fact that they are absolute bollocks.

[edit] Plot

The movie's prologue opens with a road-trip to Wyoming in a rusty old truck. The three teens are stopped by something in the road, which turns out to be a STOP sign. As they walk back, they find their truck missing, and all three are suddenly confronted by something lurking in the bushes that is wielding a chainsaw...

Meanwhile, at Splatter University, California, Stacey Cowbell (Paris Hilton), the heroine of the first movie, has moved on from Temperature Falls High and is now taking a degree in Chemistry after an embarrassing scandal over cocaine smuggling back at Temperature Falls. Cowbell has found a friend in Cissy Copper (Naomi Campbell), who tells her about the murder of the three teens in the prologue after seeing the raw footage in the editting room.

Stacey runs off to find Randy Pervert (Jim Carrey), a character who supposedly survived the killings of the first movie because he wasn't in the first movie anyway. Randy is taking a degree in Writing Pompous Letters to Entertainment Weekly, when Stacey calls him out of lesson by paralyzing the teacher.

Randy Pervert (Jim Carrey) shortly before his death-scene 30 seconds after his debut.

Stacey and Cissy explain everything to Randy, who thinks that it's got nothing to do with him, and tells them to find a real cop to do their dirty work, before disappearing into the Library. Inside, the killer (unseen because his puppet strings are in the way) slams a large book over Randy's face, crushing his skull that explodes like a big balloon full of blood.

Aren't movies fun?

Anyway, coming back to this, Stacey runs into Officer Pigg (played by various wannabes from Rent-a-cop who keep changing in every scene), who tells Stacey that, given her background, she might be a target, and whoever is doing this is modelling himself after Mason Fourkeys (c.f. Scary Movie), but only because the killer keeps leaving the words "M.F." engraved on the victim's foreheads. Stacey suggests that it's milf bady spelt, but Pigg isn't convinced.

Officer Pigg (Rent-a-cop) confronting Stacey

Later that night, Stacey and Cissy are invited to a house party by Claude Savagely (Mephiles the Hedgehog), another S.U. student, and Officer Pigg tells himself to guard it should anything happen. As time passes, the guests all leave, and Cissy suddenly goes missing. Stacey looks for her, in time to find Cissy dead, with her severed head in the toilet, her arms in the garbage disposal and her genetalia in the food mixer.

Just as Stacey tries to escape, she is blocked by Claude, who admits to being one of two killers, the second revealing himself to be Chucky (Chucky), who was Mason's favourite toy as a child, who was left to Claude in his will, and the two have been planning vengeance on Stacey ever since.

Stacey flees out of the house, climbing up a telephone cable with Claude after her. Claude is then electrocuted by the transformers, sending Stacey plummeting to the ground. Chucky is about to kill her, when Chucky himself his hanged by Officer Pigg using just some coarse twine and a dog collar.

Chucky's plan goes awry

Once again, with all but only two of the cast dead, Stacey is left to think about things over the past two movies. Having survived two murder attempts, maybe it's time for a change.

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[edit] Reception

Reception to the movie was lukewarm, due to the fact that the movie was a rehash of Scream 2 with a bit of Texas Chainsaw Massacre thrown in. Roger Ebert said of the movie:

Obviously, the guys didn't heed my warning about a sequel, and they're paying the price. Who's gonna see a movie that's basically another movie with a couple of jokes here and there?

Although not a bomb, the revenue from moviegoers seemed to agree with old Roger for once, as Scary Movie 2 was the slowest movie by the Scary Movie crew to turn a profit, having made a total $64,000,472,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in 2035, 35 years after the movie's premiere.

[edit] Full Cast

• Paris Hilton - Stacey Cowbell
• Chucky - Himself
• Naomi Campbell - Cissy Copper
• Jim Carrey - Randy Pervert
• Rent-a-cop - Officer Pigg
• Mephiles the Hedgehog - Claude Savagely
• John Revolta - Teen stud in prologue
• Pamela Anderson - Teen babe in prologue
• Stephen Hawking - Teen geek in prologue
• Herbie - The rusty old truck (uncreditted)

[edit] Movies Spoofed

• Child's Play - Spoofed in prologue
• Flesh Gordon - Randy Pervert is a spoof of Fu Manchu
• I Can't Believe it's Not Murder - Spoofed in Randy's death scene
• Plan 9 from Outer Space - Report about UFO's on TV in Scene 47
• Return of the Killer Tomatoes - Bootleg copy on shelf in Savagely residence
• Scream 2 - The appearance of the killer resembles Ghostface
• Sequel - The continuation of events from a far superior film
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 - Main parody