Schnappi das kleine Krokodil
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Schnappi das kleine Krokodil is the new anthem of the world's congress. It features the adventures of Schnappi, a very happy little Crocodile. They chose a German song, because Germans are world famous for their humor. There is also the assumption that Schnappi was originally created by a Wehrmacht officer as Sonderschnappgerät 2 (Ssg2) in order to somehow disturb the British during WWII. Sonderschnappgerät 2 never saw action in the war and was just recently re-invented as less-military sounding "Schnappi" according to certain sources. So Schnappi is basically a Nazi crocodile that sings about how he came from Ancient Egypt and wants revenge on its people for sacrificing him to Ra, the Sun God. He takes his revenge by singing a song, that is catchy at first, but becomes increasingly annoying and begins to take over your mind. There was also a playstation game about him, which proves he's evil.
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[edit] About
[edit] Coded Message
Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil Komm aus Ägypten, das liegt direkt am Nil Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei dann schni, schna , snappte ich mich frei Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
( Bin Laden Code in the lyrics to “Schnappi das kleine Krokodil”)
english (more or less):
I am Schnappi, the little Crocodile Come from Egypt, that's directly at the Nile At first I was living in an (crocodile) egg then I sni, sna , snapped myself free sni sna snappi snappi snappi snap sni sna snappi snappi snappi snap
( Da Vinci Code in the english translation)
This, of course is nothing else than a codified message. Top scientists around the world are currently working on a way to decode it, but have had not much success yet.
There are rumours that this song, if mass-chanted, can summon some kind of demon but, on the other hand, there are also rumours that this is not true. But if the rumors are true, the demon will be awesome, and with bells on.
[edit] Hidden Agenda
The song is meant to be cute, but while singing it you get eaten by a Grue working with the Lima-Beans and you start masturbating without killing a kitten. Those are just irrational.
