Schoolcruft

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An artists depiction of the typical contribtutors of schoolcruft such as Kingston High School.

The satirical site Wikipedia has a policy on allowing articles on all schools. This is because each school is inherently notable because it is a school (this is called logic and there will be no arguments). Primary schools are especially notable, because they are primary. Nursery schools are even more so because they contain nurses. It is, of course, impossible to tell the difference between a school like Eton and Ashchurch Primary School, so all schools should be kept.

It is often difficult to write anything interesting about a school. That's okay! It's tough to write a good article on a religion, too, despite a prophet inventing most of your material for you. To keep things lively for your audience, therefore, you should try to include as much trivia as possible. Some possible examples:

• the color of the front door
• the name of the headmaster's pet rabbit
• How big the school's grounds are
• the name of the head dinner lady.

[edit] Examples of Schoolcruft

• Menlo School
• Sydney Grandma School

[edit] Schoolcruft banned from Uncyclopedia

• Anderson Junior College
• Auckland Grammar School
• Arlon Seay Intermediate School
• Bayview Glen
• Bishop Guertin High School
• Bracken County High School
• Burnham Grammar school
• Centennial high school
• Cheadle Hulme High School
• Clarenceville High School
• Granada High School
• High Tech High San Diego
• Hogwarts Academy for Magic
• Ivanhoe Grammar School Ridgeway
• Kings College
• Mairehau High School
• Monte Vista Christian School
• Nashoba regional high school
• Raffles Institution
• Rossall School
• Rougemont school
• Smiths hill high school
• Stonelaw high school
• Uffculme school
• West Vancouver Secondary
• The Woodlands School

[edit] Masquerading as Schoolcruft

• GLE

[edit] See also

• Listcruft