Scoff
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Scoffing is treating something scornfully or with derision. And that's all. Scoffing is a more general term than people often realize. It doesn't describe any specific action, just attitude.
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[edit] Better Synonyms for Scoff
- Fleer
- To laugh or grimace in a derisive manner
- Gibe
- To taunt or tease with derisive words
- Yeef
- To eat yogurt tauntingly
- Ftofft
- (the 'o' is silent) To flip one's newspaper and mumble audible derisive words from behind it
- Gleesc
- To tauntingly quote Oscar Wilde toward people
- Sglockff
- To decapitate mimes derisivly
- Tsckroffsch
- To coin synonyms of "scoff" derisivly
[edit] Scoffs Throughout History and in the News
- Prehistory: The inventor of fire scoffed at his mate's observation of the symbolic duality of fire. She then gleesced ferociously at him for hours. The man finally shouted, "Oscar Wilde doesn't even know me or my mother," then died.
- 1975: Pepe Lopez observes that scoffing is done too commonly in writing; that it does not reflect the reality that scoffing is a dangerous matter. He then scoffed at literature, offending a nearby NRA member who shot him in the foot.
- 1998: Danny Deedle sglockffs at his friend for eating triple riple vanilla road monkey ice cream. The argumentative message is lost on jury members who vote him guilty of murder one.
- 1999: Bill Clinton, who cares very little for mimes, scoffs at the judicial system and relieves Danny of all charges.
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[edit] Reasons to Scoff at Someone
[edit] Universally Acceptable Reasons
Note-this is a complete list. If you scoff at anything for any other reason than listed here, then your safety cannot be guaranteed.
- If they've killed your entire family with a lead pipe. Come on, a lead pipe? They couldn't get a gun?
- If they've held you as a slave in a sweat shop for nine years. Nine? Why not just make it an even ten? Loser.
- If their favorite Star Wars movie is A New Hope. They really like that one? It doesn't even have Lando.
- If they've slept with your spouse, filmed it, and mailed the video casset tape to you. Come on, they make hand held dvd cameras now, cheap bastard.
- If they've cut off an appendage unnecessary for their survival and mailed it to you as a sign of their love for you. Come on, their ear? They don't love you enough to carve out a kidney or two?
- If they drive a Geo. Come on, a Geo? They'd look less pathetic riding a donkey around.
- If they Slept with your Mum. Jeez. They Should have Better taste than that.
- ...The "complete list" thing was just part of a joke, feel free to add to this list.
[edit] Reasons the British Scoff at People
Note-This is an incomplete list. The British scoff at people for more reasons than every hard drive on Earth is capable of storing.
- Being American
- Being French
- Having a beard
- Ever having considered growing a beard
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[edit] Reasons the French Scoff at People
Note-This is a fishoffinoffy list.
- For not having a thin mustache, wearing a tight, long sleeved, red striped T-shirt and a supid black berret while constantly smoking a cigarette and talking with a goofy accent. (Not being French)
