Scroll lock
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The scroll lock is a letter of the alphabet and is one of the most useful buttons on the keyboard.
Things to do with it:
- Press it. (It's fun!)
- Turn on the scroll lock light. (It lights up the keyboard so nicely)
- You can give it to the dog. It contains healthy minerals, and fits perfect as dog food.
- Simulate a scroll-wheel. This is useful for an old one- or two-button mouse.
- Crash Windows 2000 or later (seriously)
If you remove your Scroll Lock key and get 5 of your friends to do the same, you will soon find your mailbox filled with thousands of scroll lock keys. Then each of your friends convinces 5 of their friends to do the same, and before too long, often in less than a month, you all will have so many Scroll Lock keys that you will never need to replace your Scroll Lock key ever again! This absolutely works, and is 100% legal, I assure you! I would take a picture of the huge stack of Scroll Lock keys in my living room right now, but my camera is buried underneath them, and I think it might be dangerous to move that much mass all at once all by myself.
| Letters of the Alphabet: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Sleep | Web browser | Prev | Play | Stop | Next | Mute | Volume up | Volume down | Launch Nuke | LOL! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Esc | F1 | F2 | F3 | F4 | F5 | F6 | F7 | F8 | F9 | F10 | F11 | F12 | PrtSc SysRq | ScLk | Pause Break | Lose Weight | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~ ` | ! 1 | @ 2 | £ 3 | $ 4 | % 5 | ^ 6 | & 7 | * 8 | ( 9 | ) 0 | _ - | + = | ←Bkspc | Ins | Home | PgUp | Num | / | * | - | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Tab↔ | Q | W | € E | R | T | Y | U | I | O | P | { [ | } ] | | \ | Del | End | PgDn | 7 | 8 | 9 | + | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Caps | A | S | D | F | G | H | J | K | L | : ; | " ' | ←Enter | Oh, SHIT! | Any | Duh | 4 | 5 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ↑Shift | Z | X | C | V | B | N | M | < , | > . | ? / | ↓Shift | ↑ | 1 | 2 | 3 | Ent | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ctrl | FN | 
| Alt | s p a c e b a r | Alt Gr | 
| ⌘ | Ctrl | ← | ↓ | → | 0 | . | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Note to advanced users: The above description is for Windows users. If you wish to go beyond this point in the use, care and feeding of the Scroll Lock key, you must install a pirated copy of Linux or run multiple OS's on a KVM setup. The super-secret scrolls locked within this evil machine are accessible only from the Linux command shell as, if a Windows user were to ever catch a glimpse of them, we would have to kill...
