Seattle Mariners

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“So... did I start this one or was it Josh Holmes?”

~ Dave Grohl on The Seattle Mariners

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS THE ONLY PART I HAVE IN THIS ONE??”

~ Lou Pinella on The Seattle Mariners

“Seriously, I DID play for them and No they didn't pay be in small countries”

~ Alex Rodriguez on his time in Seattle

“I Am The Sheriff.”

~ Norm Charlton

[edit] History

Started in the late eighties/ early ninties, its still abit unclear who actually started this club. Many believe it was yet another side project from Dave Grohl..... or maybe it was Josh Homles. Either way both were among the founding players for the Seattle Mariners.

[edit] Development

The Mariners are famous for producing some of Pro League Baseball 's brightest players. Also they are famous for letting them all go without even knowing it. They were around here somewhere..... try behind the sofa. quickly became the clubs moto after they had Randy Johnson, Alex Rodriguez, Jay Baunher, Ken Griffey Jr, Brett Boone, Courtney Love and Tiger Woods after they left them alone in the house while they just went down to the shops for some milk. Then they left and became happier. They had a big party but Griffey could'nt come because he was in the hospital, injured again.

As a result, The Mariners were forced to find new talent to fill the clubs roster. Club officals went to Japan and began to rebuild. This has recently caaused a few problems as the Mariners did not let they of there players play in the World Baseball Classic, forcing Japan to pull out simply because they didn't have enough players to field a team.

Although Norm Charlton "The Sheriff" basically locked up the team and made it his, because he is the sheriff and he does what he wants. Someone needs to teach him a lesson, put him in timeout or something

[edit] The Mariners way

Photo from the Mariners development program

1. Take no note of who you Draft or sign
2. Buy plane ticket to Japan
3. Sign any asian player you can find, even if its a kid with a glove, SIGN HIM!!
4. Win the world series against the Dolphins and celibrate by eating pork rinds and slurm (from Futurama)
5. Eat meat

[edit] External links

• The Rally song to the Seattle Mariners
• Seattle Mariners Fight Cue