Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 14
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September 14: Grátúïtõùs Üsę öf Ðîåçrïtícãl Mârkš Dàý
- 1234 Duke of Umlaut invents the umlaut, becomes first Düke of Ümlaüt. He is later slain in a duel with Barón vön Accént Márk.
- 1814 - Francis Scott Key writes The Star-Spangled Banner. He later retitles it "The Stär Spänglèd Bäññër" to make it more rockin'.
- 1969 - Björk is björn in a lönely fjörd in Nörth Ïceláãnd.
- 1970 - The metal band Blue Öyster Cult is förmed.
- 1971 - It ís qûïťę a nićē day in Paris. Rioting énsueš.
- 1975 - The metal band Motörhead förms.
- 1981 - The metal band Ümlåüt forms.
- 1982 - Styx plăŷş "Mr. Roboto" for the first time. Pëóplè hate it. Al Gore then gets the ideä to enslave the robot populätion in a fjörd in Østlandet.
- 1983 - The metal bänd Gråtüïtöüs Díåcrïtícäl Märk forms
- 1985 - Hâägén-Dáãzs introduces their latest flavor: Döúblé Chérrÿ Crémë dé Chöcølãté Súprëmé. Riöting ensues.
- 1993 - Peter Cook is ässässinäted by space otters during a performance in the Royal Albert Hall.
- 2003 - In a referendum, Sweden rejects ädopting the Euro, unless it is renämed the Eüro.
- 2005 - The metäl band Thîs Rûnnîng Jøkê ïs Wêäríñg Öüt îtš Wëlcømê forms.
- 2535 - The Borg launch a war against the Björg, who are just like the Borg except they say everything in a Nörwegian accent.
- 2536 - Üñçŷçłöpęđįă.ćốm õffīĉįäłłŷ bêċømêş mőŕē ŗêľïåbŀē ťĥáŋ Ŵįķīpęďǐã.
