Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 27
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September 27: Being Fooled by Nigerian 419 Scammers Day/ Racism Day!
- 1932 BC: Queen of Sheba gives half of King Solomon's gift to Nigerians posing as lepers.
- 535: Pope John II gives half of Vatican treasures to Nigerian Scammers. Curse by pope leads to Climate Changes of 535-536.
- 1822: Jean-François Champollion announces that he has deciphered the Rosetta stone. It begins, "Dear sir, I am the cousin of the former finance minister of Nigeria, Ngubo Mbobobo"
- 1899: Oscar Wilde has been selected to receive £24.9 million from persecuted Nigerian businessman, Mr. Mboto Nzuzuwawe! All he has to do is telegraph his checking account number!
- 1905: Albert Einstein publishes the paper "Does the Inertia of a Body Depend Upon Its Energy Content?" in Annalen der Physik. This paper describes the relationship between energy and mass according to the equation E=MC^2, where E is energy, M is mass, and C is the number of Nigerian emails circling the internet at any given point.
- 1942: Adolf Hitler gets scammed out of all of Nazi Germany's tank anti-freeze budget by a Nigerian Scam. He then becomes racist towards all black people because of this.
- 1998: Google begins its world conquest.
- 2005: I'll Give Sophia my routing number any day of the tjedan!
- 2006: My Sister has just beeen sadly parted from her now very sadly dead husband, who was also a very rich soldier. If you would kindly send your passport and bank account details, by return I will send you 10% of my sister as a deposit.........
