Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 29

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--The 29th, or 0x1Dth of September, the 9th month of the Earth standard year: Earth International Worldwide Redundancy Phenomenon Day Celebration Event

• 4004 BC : Adam and Eve work out that nudity is no longer fashionable.
• 4004 BC : Adam and Eve work out that nudity is no longer fashionable. Again.
• 3997 BC : Redundancy is invented for the first time.
• 3997 BC : Redundancy is invented for the first time. Again.
• 3997 BC : Repetitiveness is discovered twice (for good measure).
• 3997 BC : Repetitiveness is discovered twice (for good measure). Again.
• 855 : Pope Benedict III declares that hair is no longer required. Charles the Bald is happy.
• 855 : Pope Benedict III declares that hair is no longer required. Charles the Bald is happy. Again.
• 1916 : John D. Rockerfeller sells his soul to Satan
• 1916 : John D. Rockerfeller sells his soul to Satan. Again.
• 1935 : Birth of entertainer Jerry Lee Lewis, who later attempts to make redundant the laws of incest and pedophilia.
• 1935 : Birth of entertainer Jerry Lee Lewis, who later attempts to make redundant the laws of incest and pedophilia. Again.
• 1939 : Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union declare that the name Poland is surplus to requirements.
• 1939 : Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union declare that the name Poland is surplus to requirements. Again.
• 1955 : President Eisenhower goes on record as saying, "Today is September 29."
• 1955 : President Eisenhower goes on record as saying, "Today is September 29." Again.
• 1964 : Tom Sizemore, who thinks he doesn't need his girlfriend any more, is born.
• 1964 : Tom Sizemore, who thinks he doesn't need his girlfriend any more, is born. Again.
• 1978 : Pope John Paul I is no longer required by the church.
• 1978 : Pope John Paul I is no longer required by the church. Again.
• 1987 : Mister Mister and Duran Duran take the stage in Baden Baden and perform "Doctor, Doctor." They did not do it--again.
• 1988 : The Space Shuttle Challenger's previous mission is declared to be no longer viable.
• 1988 : The Space Shuttle Challenger's previous mission is declared to be no longer viable. Again.
• 2001 : Nguyen Van Thieu, the world's only redundant president, dies.
• 2001 : Nguyen Van Thieu, the world's only redundant president, dies. Again.
• 2004 : The asteroid 4179 Toutatis debates with itself about whether the Solar system really needs earth.
• 2004 : The asteroid 4179 Toutatis debates with itself about whether the Solar system really needs earth. Again