Sex scene

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A "sex scene" is a scene in which fucking occurs in a movie, book or television show. A sex scene may include explicit sex (as in pornography) or it may only be suggestive of "real" sex, however; it is, as a rule, it is better sex than you have ever had. If you have had better sex than that which is depicted in the scene, it is most likely not a real sex scene - it is probably just something weird you get off on.

This is not you. you will never have a Hot Sex scene. these two are actually actors so they may have their pants on under the sheets. Expecting real hot sex? har har. You make me laugh.

Sex scenes are often used to get underage minors to watch movies with an "R" rating. Often, the two (or more) people in a sex scene don't like each other, but are just doing it because they are paid to moan and wriggle when a fat slob in a director's chair tells them to.

It's noted that sex scenes in movies are found to increase profits by up to 7 billion percent.

Some notable sex scenes include: Tom Cruise and Space Aliens that sucked blood (War of the Worlds).

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut (she didn't enjoy it).

Tom Cruise and Oprah's couch on Oprah (it didn't enjoy it).

Tom Cruise and a bottle in that one movie about being a gay bartender (he might have enjoyed it).

Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise (both enjoyed it).

Tom Cruise and his mom (sued for it).

Hrithik Roshan and Aishwarya in "Dhoom 2" (Abhishek envied it while sighing "I wish that was me doing her like that")

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The sex scenes in Indian Films deserve a special mention in this context. In the Indian movies, the hero and effect or the heroine were shown coming close to each other, and then thunder and lightening or flowers blooming (choice depended on whether it was wild sex or a mild one). But this tradition seems to have broken these days . With the advent of serial kisser Emraan Hashmi Indian Films also now contain (masturbating enabled) scenes. The Censor Board of India earlier used to remove the sex scenes from the film but in 2025 it will perform a single function: edit the film and remove all the non-sex-related scenes from the film. Although Indians will need to be careful in training their actors to have on screen sex and make-out scenes because currently one gets the feeling that when an actress is touched by an actor someone in the background is electrocuting and suffocating her. xxx