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Sex refers to the male and female, or female and female, or male and male, or male and female and female, or female and male and male and female and female, or male and female and horse, or male and bedpost, or female and female and cup or female and male and fist and female and male and male and foot or female and gear stick etc. interaction which can result in stained bedsheets, broken kitchen tables and/or windows, unusual auto interior odours, webcam content, or the creation of a creature known as the baby. The primary purpose of sexual intercourse is to excite annoy the hell out of the people in the apartment below yours and make them jealous. In most cases, people have sex for pleasure, though it is occasionally done for other purposes, such as convincing the tollbooth operator to let you slide with 20 cents instead of 25.

[edit] Anatomy of sexual intercourse

Sex that is simultaneously doggystyle and missionary position. Contrary to legend, some dogs really like cats.

Sex, better known as "The Bill Cosby Fun Game", is primarily used as a means of passing a few otherwise tedious minutes while you wait in the queue for your drink at the bar. It's also used for expressing mild interest towards others (aside from in one African culture in which people who hate each other have sex, and people who love each other express their love by stabbing each other in the heart. Not surprisingly, not many of them have lived past their honeymoons). Many say that "love" is too strong, and sex is often recommended as a way to show appreciation to anyone you even care enough about that you might bother sending them a Christmas card, every other year.

Traditional one-on-one intercourse is usually performed by a man sticking his penis, or "ding-a-ling",or "weener" into a woman's vagina, or "squeeze box", (though many men are known to mistakenly insert their penises into the women's purse instead (which has often been blamed on mishearing the slang "kooch") this tends to result in confusion and looks of dismay from shop assistants upon receiving some suspiciously sticky and distinctively perfumed bank notes). The two then move their hips back and forth, creating friction, and if an orgasm is not achieved within ten minutes, pelvic flame. It is recommended that the hips are moved in contrary motion, so that both move their hips apart and together--or in contrary circular, triangular, or dodecahedral motion--at the same time. Upon reaching orgasm, the man experiences waves of indescribable pleasure, then wants to fall asleep, while the woman rolls her eyes, says that she wasn't done yet, and wishes she had been watching Oprah instead. The man's sperm or "man jam(a.k.a baby gravy)" is fired into the woman's vagina, unless blocked by some kind of rubber product or video camera, then it swims to the egg (controversially not free-range) and asks for permission to enter. If entry is granted, the sperm will find a "telephone cell" and call the Stork, a large bird who carries a baby or large-eared elephant to the happy couple. Occasionally, if the sperm is stupid or drunk, he will call the wrong number by mistake, accidentally ordering anything from pizza and beer to a Tempurpedic mattress.

Non-traditional, or "better" sex, can involve any body part, fabric, binding material, food. sleeping pill or plastic device--and occasionally even items like washing machines--doing anything imaginable to any other body part. It should involve more than two people, a wide range of ages and ethnicities, and possibly an African film crew. However, in Texas, sex is usually performed by human men on stoats, though a significant minority prefer women.

According to an ancient Chinese/Egpytian/Greek/Zulu/Turkish/Ethiopian superstition, performing sex on a girl is the only way to cure her of virginity, a disease usually caused by birth. However, sex can also transmit diseases far worse, including pregnancy and marriage; and in extreme circumstances children. It is not recommended for the unnattractive, as if the intercourse is secretly filmed and put onto YouTube, no-one wants to watch it.

Simplified Diagram of Wee-wee/Woo-woo Interaction on a 1999 series of US postage stamps commemorating the invention of sex.

[edit] Traditional sexual locations

Where people have sex varies from culture to culture. The traditional location for sex is the middle of the highstreet. However, in some inner city apartment buildings, there isn't room for a highstreet and an unpedestrianised side-road usually has to suffice. In that event, the two people usually resort to having sex in an oven, washing machine, refrigerator, wardrobe (shifo), or microwave, a manoeuvre that requires a lot of dexterity, flexibility, and usually the removal of most body parts aside from the penis and the vagina. Most couples also resort to the drainpipes as a location, but this would also be fine of you were lacking a female sexual partner if the pipe was well-lubricated (and comparatively thin, unless your member is the girth of a rolled-up sleeping bag).

Other locations can consist of parents' bench, the back yard, the ceiling, at a scuba-diving training course, back of the bush, public gardens, super markets, public toilets, jail, welfare line, your car, your friends horse, in China (though this is soon to be banned), and other locations. The only factors that limit the locations at which people have sex are immigration and other forms of law enforcement.

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[edit] Science of sex

Many scientists claim that sex is very pleasurable. This is, however, only speculation because none of them have had it, or have they? Scientists have also concluded from studying numerous pornography sites on the interwebs that the babymaker (aka the "va-jay-jay") functions primarily in the same way as a Venus Fly Trap. Luring its prey (the assistant babymaker) inside by flashing its vibrant and natural rouge and expelling an alluring aroma. Unfortunately, some va-jay-jays have grown old and/or contracted a number of diseases, resulting in a foul aroma, which actually REPELS assistant babymakers.

[edit] Sex with animals, plants and inanimate objects

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Bestiality and Botany are two sexual fetishes that have attracted a rapidly increasing amount of controversy in recent years. Bestiality means being sexually attracted to animals. The animals these people prefer usually varies from person to person, but the most popular ones include pigeons and donkeys. Also, some people practice "botany", in which they have sexual intercourse with plants, such as trees or Mushrooms. It is a very difficult process, and foreplay usually lasts about 6 hours as the person carves a vagina into whatever plant they plan on having sex with. Sex with trees is reportedly very pleasurable, though it can occasionally leave horribly painful splinters.

Sex with inanimate objects, for example, bicycles, is apparently against the law. However, a much more discreet way to get the joy is thrusting a pencil up that special place. Works for men and women. Do not try this at Office Depot, Staples, Wal-Mart, Party Supply Stores, or the Zoo and beware pencils with feathers or knobbly ends...things could get painful, and possibly quite messy. Otherwise, enjoy!!!

[edit] Sex positions

The common known sex position 3- (not to be confused with 69) is when a man opens up his anus and simultaneously shoves into it a sharp object, such as a knife, after which he will die. Another common sex position is 99 which happens when a pencil is shoved up one man's anus by his homosexual partner who then asks him to do the same, both end up dead sooner or later, that is unless you are immortal. A rare sex position is 6 where the poor man is left alone. Perhaps the rarest of all positions is the 9 where a woman cannot find a partner. There hasn't been a "9" reported in the last two decades, although it's rumoured that one occurred with Hilary Clinton during Bill's first night at the white house. If you use SHARPIES, they work well also. Plus, They create a higher pleasure standard. The vibrating end of a toothbrush works best, if you are too poor to buy a dildo. Note: NOT THE END WITH BRISTLES. A more frequent position is the 96, usually performed amongst married couples, where both parties are lying in bed thinking the other's asleep and are secretly attempting to perform oral pleasures upon themselves. Another very common position is the "690", in which two people perform 69, and a very fat man lies in bed next to them and watches.

[edit] Religion and sexuality

The common belief amongst many religious organisations is that sex is an evil Sin, and that the only way two people should be allowed to have sex is if they are both old, are both ugly, and neither of them enjoy it. Some very radical Christian groups attempted to live without any sex at all in their communities, but they ended up suffering the same fate as another obscure Christian group that condemned breathing as evil. Many Christians have moved to ban sex outright, along with other deadly sins such as alternate religion and the theory of evolution. Adam and Eve are still denying claims that they participated in sexual intercourse.

It has recently been proved certain religious entities get rather a lot of dirty and slightly unpleasant sex. The ARCH DUKE OF HELL Belial is well known as a serial pervert (and for unfortunate connections with Gary Glitter). The Catholic Church continues to foam at the mouth while eagerly recording all of Belial’s vile exploits and touching themselves more than anybody else in history. Though some religions such as Reformed Catholicism allow blind handjobs.

[edit] Birth Control

Birth control pills are a means of having sex without having to worry about the spreading of diseases such as AIDS, pregnancy, and possibly the dreaded sexually transmitted disease, Cooties. The recently released "Flintstones birth control pill", issued to young girls between the age of 9 and 10 at elementary schools in Texas so that they can have sex whenever they want and not have to worry about getting pregnant. Another commonly used method of birth control is the Condom, a latex sheath placed over the penis (although some people mistakenly eat the condoms, thinking that is what they need to do). A new surgical procedure allows for men to opt to have condoms permanently attached to their penis, through a long surgery known as "knocking the guy out and using staples". Other people choose to have safe sex by having sex in two separate rooms. "It's really intimate", says a practiser of this form of sex, "we masturbate, and talk to each other on walky talkies." Similar to this is the act of staring at each other before debating the things you hate about each other. This has been found to be an effective method, unless one has a fetish for filthy words. Still others use the birth control method commonly called "poison", which prevents a woman from getting pregnant, and prevents the man from getting her pregnant, by killing them both.

Some people prevent pregnancy by having sex only with dead women, who cannot conceive. It is currently unknown if Joe Rombie was born in this manner. Whatever the case, people find that rotting, unembalmed vaginas and penises have a distinct aroma, like cherry pie, and delight in snapping into the slim jim, or burying their manhood deep into the desiccated flesh.

[edit] Sex Stories

Sex stories are also called porn stories.

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I invited my girlfriend over for some help with her college test prepping. When she got here, she looked normal as any hot college girl. She was wearing jeans and a sweatshirt cause it was cold. Once I shut the door she stripped off her sweatshirt and jeans and all was left were panties. She walked over and shoved her hand down my pants and said "come on baby, lets ride". She pulled off my pants and gave me the best fucking handjob. She sat me down and slid my cock into her pussy. she rode me saying"FUCK ME YOU BITCH FUCK ME" Finally i grabbed her and shoved her over onto the bed and put her ass up in the air. i inserted my dick and banged her all night till i cummed all over her ass. she gave me the best blowjob of my life after. best sex ever. best.

George and Holly were supposed to spend a steamy night having desirable sex in his bath. Then his sister Liz came home, and saw it as an opportunity, so called her friend Leanne. She turned up with her boyfriend Jason, who has the biggest dick i have ever seen!

They now perform the act of sex in the bath. On top we have Liz, who is fingering Jason up the arse as he moves up and down beneath her. She finds it rather pleasurable sat on his back dipping her feet in the bath water below.

Underneath Liz there is Jason, who now has his dick inside Leanne, who is crying with joy and pain, and in a moment you'll know why.

Leanne is in the middle of these five teenagers, and Jason has his dick up her pussy from above. Below her, George has his dick up her arse. She is crying but laughing and moaning with the feelings. Leanne is facing upwards and trying to get Liz to take her fingers out Jason's arse.

Below Leanne there is George, enjoying a brief reminder of sharing a bath with Liz as toddlers, whilst shoving his penis in and out of Leanne's arse, and licking her back.

And at the bottom of this heap of teens, there is Holly, who has her legs wrapped around George, but only just has her head high enough to avoid drowning.

You might want to try this at home...but not in the bath!

We backed toward my desk. She unbuttoned my shirt and I stuck one hand up underneath her dress, stroking the folds of her pussy gently. Alora rarely wore panties and today was no exception. She was incredibly wet. I felt her spread her legs so I obligingly inserted two fingers into her dripping sex, making her moan with pleasure and melt against my bare chest as I pumped her slowly. My fingers searched deep inside her. I curved them hard against her pussy walls and she gasped as I hit her g-spot. Soon she was grinding herself against my fingers and working her way to a giant orgasm. I kept fingering her, harder and harder, eventually putting three fingers inside her pussy and ramming her g-spot in just the way I knew she liked it, pumping her hand until she clenched against me and bit back a scream of sexual joy.

Moments later, she shimmied off my fingers and beckoned to me to sit down in my office chair behind my desk. I dropped my pants and briefs and sat down, stroking my 9” cock gently, expecting her to sit on my dick. She didn’t. I watched her walk around the front of my desk. She dropped to her knees and crawled underneath it. I couldn’t believe my wife was about to make my fantasy of an at-work, under-the-desk BJ a reality, but that’s exactly what she was doing. I felt her tug at my desk chair to roll me closer to the desk. I couldn’t even see her, only feel her soft hands stroking my legs.

I felt her tongue flick the sensitive tip of my cock. Damn, she was good. She licked it from the base to the tip, still invisible underneath my desk. I sat back and groaned in ecstasy as she licked me all over. She sucked gently at each ball, taking them into her mouth and working them carefully with her tongue.

Finally, when she knew I wanted it more than anything, she took my cock all the way into her mouth and began to deep-throat me. She impaled her mouth on my dick with each stroke. Her perfect little lips felt wet and soft against my cock as she mouth-fucked me, giving the perfect combination of friction and suppleness. I reached under the desk and grabbed her head, pushing my cock deeper into her throat as she sucked hungrily.

When I felt like I was getting close to coming in her mouth, I pulled back and stood up. My wife came out from under the desk. She knew what was next. She worked the dress down, exposing her bare, round breasts, and stood there rubbing her nipples and waiting for me as I cleared off my desk hastily, spilling papers and the portfolio and files and receipts into a confused paper tangle on the floor. My dripping cock stuck straight in front of me. I was still wearing my crisp white dress shirt; Alora had on the tall stripper shoes and the metallic dress, which she’d now hiked up so both her breasts and the tip of her shaved mound were exposed.

As soon as I’d cleared us a space, Alora sat down on my huge executive desk. She’d been a cheerleader in college and could still do the splits, so when she spread her legs, the heels of her shoes pointed to opposite walls and I could see actually into her hot, wet pussy. I grabbed a thigh with each hand and paused a moment to admire the picture of my wife ready and waiting on my desk.

Then I positioned my dick at her entrance and started pushing the thick head inside of her. She raised her arms above her head and moaned. I leaned over, pushing myself another inch or so into her, and licked one generous 36D breast. I began sucking her tits while I gradually stuck my dick into her pulsing cunt. She writhed in anticipation. I knew she wanted me to fuck her hard, but I liked making her wait a bit.

Eventually I’d pushed myself about six inches inside of her. I used one hand to hold her wrists over her head and flicked her clit with the other, sending her into spasms of pleasure.

Once I’d amused myself with her tits and shallow fucked her for a while, I too needed to fuck her good and hard. I kept her wrists pinioned and curled my other hand against her shoulder for leverage. She grinned at me. My naughty little wife loves getting fucked, and the office environment was making both of us hot as hell.

I grabbed her shoulder and cranked my cock deep into her pussy. My cockhead pressed against the back of her walls. We both closed our eyes and succumbed to pure pleasure. I thrust in and out of her, gaining speed, making sure each stroke reached the absolute back of her and burying myself balls-deep in her sweet snatch.

My wife’s breasts bounced up and down as I fucked her. The desk squeaked and started moving backward as my strokes became ever deeper and harder. I forced her legs wider apart and moved both hands to her shoulders, pumping into her as I felt my orgasm approaching. Alora’s perfect body felt both firm and yielding underneath me. She was a slave to my dick, pierced by its girth and length. We were both panting and moaning gently and I could sense she was on the verge of a giant orgasm, too.

We came together as I gave one last hard thrust, hitting her g-spot and sending us into paradise at the same time. I felt my dick spurt inside of her. We held there and enjoyed the hot cum filling her pussy and surrounding my cock. When I finally pulled out, she put one finger inside herself and brought it to her lips to taste my cum.

When we’d recovered, we climbed off the desk and straightened ourselves in silence. She fixed her dress and retrieved her coat before helping me pile the miscellaneous papers back on my desk, making sure to put the portfolio on top. It was 5:15. I wrapped my arms around my wife and kissed her. Stopping in the doorway, she said slyly, “Good luck with your meeting. Hope I helped you relax a bit.”

“Thanks. I’m certainly more relaxed… See you at home.”

It was one rainy night and my boss coming over for dinner.I offered her a dozen glasses of wine and soon she got atop of the dinner table and stripped her braand shirt off.She jumped off the table landing on me, and she pulled off my pants and trousers and gave me the best FUCKING BLOWJOB EVER!!!

after a romantic evening out, jane and bob stood outside jane's apartment door. jane shuffled her feet nervously as she tried to muster up the courage to invite bob inside. but bob, being the understanding type knew exactly what to do. "jane would you mind if i stayed for a while?" jane smiled a big smile. "I'd love you to stay." feeling so happy and excited, jane kissed bob. and this little innocent kiss turned into a big big kiss. the door locked behind them. clothes on the floor. heavy breathing. and then with one hand massaging janes breast, bob reached over and pulled a condom off the nightstand. but jane liked being dominant during sex, so she slapped bob across the face and they quickly switched positions. jane on top. as his penis entered her vagina, bob began to moan and sweat. jane pulled handcuffs from beneath her pillow, chained bob to the bed. worked him so hard he screamed. she slapped him again, harder... "YOU FUCKING SLUT!" bob yelled, a grin on his face. "Scream, bob, you know you want to... don't make me force you!" bob screamed. louder louder. his head pounding against the headboard as jane thrusted her hips into his. finally bobs grip on the sheets tightened and he let out the loudest scream yet. jane lowered her head and swallowed his cum. this would be known as hot, kinky sex.

the other night my man came home from a hard day of work with me waiting. i had the heat up reall high, and with nothing on at all. i all of a sudden pulled him into the bedroom and striped his clothes off. i was rubbing and stroking him. then he went on top with me on the bottom, and i shoved his dick into my pussy. man, i love his dick, the biggest and tastiest i have ever seen. then i made him slide his dick in and out, in and out. i started yelling, " OH BABY! THATS THE SPOT! HARDER BABY, HARDER! YESS OHHH...FUCK ME HARDER AND HARDER! THATS HOW TO DO IT! OH, RIDE ME ALL NIGHT LONG!" then when we're done with that, i take his dick out and i start sucking on it and licking it, massaging it with my tounge. while im doing that he is licking and sucking on my boobs, that feels good. then we switch, and he sucks on my pussy, sticking his tounge inside of it, licking every nook, cranny, and corner of it. after that, i like him to go down on the floor, with his head and neck up against the bed. then i rub my vagina all along his neck while my im sqeezing his head with my boobs.

Last night I was in my apartment in a seethrough nightgown and the doorbell rang. I went to get it, and a really sexy guy was there who pulled me onto my bed and ripped my nightogown off. He sticked his penis into my vagina and slid back and forth. My boobs were right by his mouth and he licked them perfectly. I screamed and moaned and yelled "FASTER! HARDER! I WANT MOREEEEE!!". Then I slid down to give him a blow job, when another guy came in and asked if he could join. I said yes, and he fucked me in the ass and it felt great! (I later found out that the guy that started it was named Steve, and the guy who came in was Dave). So Dave was fucking me, and Steve was just lying there moaning, but h should do some work so I got down on the bottom, Steve got on top, and he licked my vagina right on the cilt! Oooooooh it felt good. Dave was sorta left out, so I started giving him a blowjob, and he sucked my boobs. Then Dave got off me and fucked Steve. I went around to major french kiss Dave, and Steve fondled my boobs. Then Steve got a red bra and put it on me, and then he put his penis under the bra and over the boob, and Dave did the same to the other one and fucked me like crazy awesome. I reached my hands around their bodies, and fondled their arse. There was also a lot of cum on them which I happily swallowed like always. Finally I got on top of Steve and put my boobs on his mouth and my hand on his penis like I was giving him a hand-job, and Dave put his mouth on my vagina and we all fell asleep until tomorrow night. Then it started again with more people and really hardcore and kinky sex.

I got home from work late and found my boyfriend on the sofa naked apart from a candy thong he had bought me last Christmas. I could see his penis trying to escape the sickly sweet covered bit of string.. He looked so seductive I dropped my bags and started to tear off my clothes in front off him like a strip tease. He beckoned me over and I began to bite the sweets off of his candy thong one by one, occasionally playing pass the polo. I got closer the the sweets that were nearer to the end of his dick and began to feel the wetness of his come in my mouth. I finished the sweets and ripped off the rest of the string with my teeth. I climbed on top of him and slid down his body, kissing his tender skin as I went. I slid his semi-hard dick into my mouth and began to deep throat it. I could see the lust in my eyes and my pussy began to feel wet! I massaged his balls until his dick was hard and firm. I reached up his body and snogged him ferociously slipping the come in and out of each others mouth.He began to play with my boobs and lick them. I screamed with pleasure as he began to suck my nipples and caress my body. I straddled myself on his body and leaned back so he could have a clear view of my wet pussy. He began to eat me out. He put his mouth over the lips of my pussy and seperated them with his tongue. He began to suck hard on my clit and then began to tongue fuck me. I moaned and groaned until he began to finger fuck me when I screamed with pleasure and came! He threw me onto the floor and pulled out a bottle of toffee sauce from behind the sofa. He began to pour it all over my body and I rubbed it in allover me and put some on him too. We began to lick ever single bit off each other. I gave him head again while he licked me out. For the first time we were doing a 69er! We both came simultaneously and began to kiss still with the come in our mouth. I straddled on to him and his dick slowly found its way inside me. He pushed right into me so hard. He caressed my boobs and licked my body! He became tired and slowed down the tempo. He kissed me passionately to finish it off. I was so overwhelmed and so wet I fell asleep in his arms on the floor. That was one of the best coming home from work I have had! And the longest time sex and foreplay have lasted.

“Hey, I’m Home” I say as I walk down to the kitchen of my apartment to my roommate Chris. His dark, slightly curly hair appears around the wall that separates the living room and the kitchen. “Welcome back. What did you get up too?” He asks and I see the rest of his head. His face is a lovely olive and his eyes a magnificent green. “Can’t I have an secrets?” I ask, as I am slightly ashamed of my whereabouts 30 minutes ago. “Come on Belle, I’m your best mate, it cant be that embarrassing, don’t you trust me any more?” He asks as he comes out of the living room looking impossibly handsome in a dark t-shirt and mid denim jeans. “Alright fine… I got a wax…” I say looking down at my skirt. I had hoped of keeping it a secret but as my best friend Chris knows I am not very good at keep secrets especially not from him! “Wow I never thought you would get one! That’s cool. Well can I have an exam?” He asks. I have secretly always had a thing for him but I decided it was best if we just kept being friends. Astonished by his request I took a step back and with an attempt to control my tone I asked: “why would you want to look at it and no you may not!” Secretly I wanted to show him, but that was out of the question. “Well you obviously got it done for someone and I merely want to check the quality of it. Is that a bad reason? Plus come on I’m your best friend.” He asked with a cute expression on his face which read ‘Trust me, you know you can!’ “No!” I say as I walk down to the bathroom and as I shut the door I feel guilty that I said no to my one desire and to a face as gorgeous as his!

I shrug it off and de clothe and hope into the shower, as that is what the lady told me too. As I washing my body I hear the bathroom door open. “Go away” I tell Chris. “Too late” He says as he opens the door and I see the most wonderful body in the world! It is toned and it is olive and it is strong, masculine and big! And that is not just his body! “Well, she did do a good job.” He says with a naughty little smile on his face as he kneels down to face my newly waxed pubic area. “What are you…” I start but soon stop as his mouth starts kissing me. I suddenly start to feel even more wet. Then his lips part and his tongue starts licking my vagina. He is so good; his tongue is roaming my entire vagina hitting my clit multiple times a minute. I feel my knees buckle and soon I feel a pressure building up inside. As he hits my clit one more time I have my first ever orgasm and it feels brilliant. My knees then buckle completely and I land in his arms. That is when we kiss for the 1st time and it is magic. His tongue roams my entire mouth the way he did to my vagina. Then I pull away about to ask why he is doing this when he brings me back for more kissing. Then I feel something start to stand up behind my back. I pull away once more but this time I make sure he can read my eyes.

I stand up and move down so that I can repay the favour he had just given me. I lower myself so I am sitting naked on his thighs. Then I start to rug his 9-inch penis and I can feel it harden instantly. Then I start to lower my lips to it but stop right before I am able to kiss it. Instead I move my lips to the side and start kissing his testicles. He shivers. Eventually I can’t stand it any more. I place his dick in my mouth and start sucking it like crazy! I can feel him shiver and moan with pleasure. Then I start licking while I suck. Soon I feel the pressure break and hot seamen races into my mouth. Then I move my moth away and his dick is spraying my neck and chest with seamen, but the water from the shower washes me quickly. I then move my body up and then my lips find his lips again and we start kissing again. He roles me over with care in the shower. His moist lips part with mine and start traveling down my body when I stop him. “No, more kissing.” I say breathlessly and his lips return. Then his arms come around my back and brings me closer and my arms go around his back and starts messaging his back. Then his lips part mine again. “Come on” He says to me.

He steps up wobbly then turns off the shower than leans back down and assists me up then he quickly opens the door and then embraces me and lifts me up and rests me on his hips then subsides into my kissing again. We walk to his bedroom and he places me carefully onto his bed and then pushes me up so that my head is on his pillows. While still kissing me incredibly he reaches into the top draw in his bedside table and pulls out a condom. Quickly he puts it on himself then he enters me. Pushing himself slowly in and out. I start to shiver in joy. Then I feel metal on my wrists. I stop kissing him for a moment.

“Let me take charge of your pleasure, if you ever want me to stop then just say so, but please try it with me.” He says and ends with a little kiss. “Alright” I agree just wanting to kiss him more. He starts penetrating himself again inside me, but then speeds up, faster, harder he pushes. Then we both explode into orgasms again. I feel his hot seamen and my hot cum mixing and we take a moment to pause from kissing and then he lowers his mouth to my neck and starts moving it down towards my pulsing vagina. He gives me oral again and it is even better than the first. Once he has finished with me again he moves again up. As he releases my restraints I quickly roll him over and cuff him to the bed. “My turn” I say and then I start rubbing his dick with one hand and rubbing my vagina with the other. I see his mouth start to drool as I bring both him and myself to orgasms again. I stop rubbing myself when I feel ready to burst. I then take my hand which is feeling very wet and I start rubbing it along his face then, while still rubbing his hardened cock I start licking his face. Once I feel satisfied with his hardened cock I mount him and we start having more sex. Again we orgasm. Then I release his restraints and then I collapse on his heaving chest.

“I have waited so long for that, man Chris, I love you.” I admit “I love you too Belle.” He says as he rolls sideways and then turns me around and we lie facing each other like I had dreamt for the past 4 years. We just lay there in each other’s arms soaking wet from the shower talking. When we finally start falling asleep we prove to each other how much we love each other one more time to be sure.

My boyfriend and I were standing outside my door. He suddenly pulled me in and started to kiss me. He took off my blouse and took off his shirt. Then he went and slid my skirt off of me. I slid his jeans off and he takes off my thong. I slide off his boxers and he starts to kiss me again. He's fingering me and I'm rubbing his penis. He carries me into the room. I switch to the top position so I can have control. I kiss him passionately and slide down his body. I start giving him a blow job. It gets hard in my mouth. He then goes on top and slides his penis into my vagina. "Faster! Harder!", I yelled. I get on all fours. He begins pounding me fucking hard. I scream, he just goes harder and harder. I reach orgasm and I scream. He cums inside of me and he's still going at it. He takes handcuffs out and use them to chain my hands behind my back. He starts licking my vagina. I scream in pleasure. The doorbell rings right then. He goes out to get it and there's another guy. He asks if he can join. I agree and I give him a blowjob. His penis was huge. He got hard and he starts fucking me. My boyfriend was fucking me from behind. I screamed loud. I was being pounded both ways and they were hard. They get tired and slow down the tempo. Then, the fall asleep while they're penis' are still inside of me. It starts again in the mourning with harder pounding and more sex.

one summer night, jennifer met up with her boyfriend, joe. they drove home after a sweet night with a nice dinner, and an erotic movie afterward, which made them both as horny as fuck. as he was driving, joe felt his boner grow as he thought about the movie and he pulled over to the side. he locked all the doors and jennifer immediatly reached over and shoved her hand into his pants and whispered, "don't say a word." she slowly undid his pants and inserted joe's giant penis into her mouth, making joe groan with pleasure. soon, after a while, they were so horny that joe took jennifer and tore open her clothes. he saw that her thong and jeans were soaking wet from arousion, and rubbed jennifer's pussy. he threw her back and shoved his penis into her vagina. he started slow and steady, while rubbing jennifer's giant breasts, rubbing and suck. his penis was going in and out of jennifer's hairless pussy. jennifer was moaning in pleasure, then she finally screamed, "FASTER, HARDER! I KNOW YOU CAN FUCK FASTER!" joe smiled with a horny look in his eyes and went as hard and fast as he could. jennifer screamed, "OHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS FEELS SOO GOOD DON'T STOP, YOU FUCKER." joe went on fucking jennifer and feeling up her breasts until for 2 hours, until jennifer finished joe with more oral sex. she loved the feeling of joe's giant penis in her mouth, and his cum was so sweet that they swore to each other they'd fuck each other every single time they saw each other. they even fucked in class, earning each other an A from the teacher, who enjoyed watching live porn.

After the party, Maria and Jake decided to go back to Jake's house. He wanted to show her his new jacuzzi. When they arrived, Jake led her out to the backyard and turned it on. "Let's try it out," Maria said. "sure," Jake said. they got into their bathing suits and slowly got into the whirling, hot, bubbly pool. Before they really knew what was happening, Jake came over to Maria and stared kissing her. she didn't refuse, and kissed him back. They loved feeling each others mouths and being in the hot water. jake started massaging maria's breasts while they kissed. she took off her bikini top and let him squeeze them some more. they did this for a while, and as they got more turned on it became more passionate and hot. jake pulled off his swim trunks and threw them out of the jacuzzi. maria let him remove her bikini bottom and then she started giving him an underwater handjob. he got really hard really fast. he took his dick and shoved it into her pussy. he nailed her hard and fast, loving how it felt to be inside her. she started to feel the pleasure building up deep within her. "Oh, Jake. Ahhhh, oooohhhh. Harder, ooohhh. Aaaahhhh, oh, go faster, faster! Ohhhh, Jake, ooohh! Don't stop baby! Ooooohhhhh! Ahhh! Harder! Oh!" maria moaned and screamed as he penetrated her again and again. he finally hit her g-spot and she came harder than she'd ever come before. the orgasm rocked her body for three whole minutes. her screams and pulsing vagina along with the hot water and the bubbles made Jake cum into her. he pulled out and they caught their breath.

Katie ran through the woods and finally found James sitting on his favorite log in a small clearing.

"Why are you all the way out here, James?" she asked.

"I guess I just needed some time to think," he replied.

She sat down next to him on the log and they looked at each other. "Did you know I was going to follow you out here?" she asked.

"No, but I really hoped you would," he replied.

"And why would you hope for that?" she questioned.

"So I could do this," he said as he leaned in and kissed her once softly. He pulled away and smiled.

She was surprised at this, but she enjoyed it enough to consider kissing him again. She smiled back, and then leaned close to him again. Just before thier lips touched, she grabbed his hand and they stood up together.

They just stood there, looking into each other's eyes. Suddenly, they started making out and each was exploring the other's mouth with their tounge.

Katie lifted off James' shirt, and caressed his smooth muscles. James tore off Katie's blouse and pinned her up against a tree. He kissed her more and more passionately as they continued to strip each other down. Soon enough, they were both naked and Katie was on her back on the forest floor and James was above her ready to enter her. An innocent little kiss had caused some sexual intentions to arise between them.

James' 9-inch rock hard cock penetrated Katie's soaking wet pussy with perfection. He slid in and out of her with ease, and it felt amazing for both of them. He started moving faster and harder, listening to her moan.

Katie felt like she would soon be skyrocketing into extasy because James was so good at this. He suddenly heard her scream loudly as she exploded into orgasm. He kept pounding her, and her pulsing vagina engulfed his dick and he came into her, groaning in joy.

He wasn't done just yet, though. He pulled out of her and grabbed her legs. He moved them out of the way and started to eat her out. His tounge circled around her clit multiple times. Katie felt the greatest pleasure she'd ever known, and voiced this satisfaction. Her moans made James even more turned on, and he licked her more and more until she came again, her legs buckling around him.

He didn't even let her catch her breath before he entered her again. She was writhing underneath him as her pleasure took control of her entire body. She could no longer contain her joy and he just kept on penetrating her. She begged for more and he complied, going fast and hard and deep.

It wasn't long before they both came again. They were completely exhausted and he exited her.

"Well this is my room" I said as I walked into my room with my best friend. "Wow." He said looking around. I layed back on my bed and sighed. I saw him looking at my out of the corner of my eye. He walked over to me and layed on top of me and started to dry hump me. "What are you doing?" I asked him, "What does it look like?" He said with a devilish smile as he moved faster. "Stop!" I yelled, "You know you like it" He yelled back, and I secretly did. He stopped after a few minutes than started frenching me. I tried to resist, even though I loved the feel of his tongue on mine. He stopped kissing me, then pulled off his shirt and threw it on the floor. He was so muscular! "You like?" He said after I was staring at him for a few minutes. Then he began to pull my shirt off me, "Stop!" I said, but he continued to. He snapped off my bra and began to lick my boobs. After a few minutes I let out a small moan. "See, I knew you liked this!" He yelled as he continued. Then he started to suck on my collarbone. I gasped as he did.

He then stood up and took his pants off, leaving his boxers. He pulled my pants and underwear off me and began to kiss my thigh. He then moved his lips over my pussy and began licking it. I moaned as he did. He kept doing this for a few minutes, then he stopped. "I'm not done with you yet." He smiled, and took his boxers off. He put his cock into my mouth. My eyes grew large as he smiled. I began giving him a blowjob. He pushed me off before he came though. He flipped me onto my back and layed overtop me. He then pushed his cock into my pussy. I screamed as he did, "Don't worry, it'll get better." He said as he kissed my cheek. He began thrusting in and out of me, and I started moaning. "You like?" He smiled devilishly, "Faster!" I screamed at him, "Faster??" He began thrusting in and out of me a little faster. "Faster! Harder! HARDER!!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs, as he did as I requested. He was thrusting into me as fast and as hard as he could. After a few minutes we both reached out orgasms and I screamed at the top of my lungs as his warm juices went into me. He slowly pulled out of me and started frenching me again. This time I didn't hold back. I let him do whatever he wanted to me. After that I fell asleep in his arms.

When I woke up, he kissed me and smiled. "I knew you liked it." He said as I kissed him again, before we had sex again.

One night, me and my girlfriend were studying in my apartment after a long day at college. When we finish, instead of leaving the asks me to start having sex with her like no one has ever done before ;). So she slowly removes her shirt and the biggest breasts in the world flop out and then her pants come off. So do mine. Then she lays down on my couch and I start sucking her breasts until I'm bored. Then my erected dick starts sliding in and out of her wet vagina...ohhhhh its sooooo good. Then a couple hours later when were both about to cry with pleasure, we finally stop and go to sleep in my bed. The next morning we go at it again but this time hard and fast. That had to have been the best night and morning of my life.

Mimi was walking down the college frat hallway looking for her boyfriend matt. She walked into his room where he was only wearing his boxers. “Mimi? What are you doing here? Mimi ran over to him and started kissing him passionately. The passionate kissing turned into matt ripping off Mimi’s shirt with his muscular arms. Matt pulled away to go lock the door and then pushed Mimi onto his bed where she said, “Come fuck me baby!!!!” Matt got on top of her and unbuttoned her jeans and took them off. Mimi then turned him over and took off his boxers so he was butt naked. Then matt unstrapped her sexy bra and through it across the room. He was on top of her now and massaging her boobs while they kissed aggressively. He stopped and moved down to her pubic area where she was still wearing a thong. He grabbed the edges of her thong and pulled it off of her and dropped it on the ground. They were now both naked and licking each other and kissing and massaging. mimi gave matt a blow job to get his penis hard. Matt got on top of mimi and shoved his dick into her vagina and she moaned with pleasure and screamed at the top of her lungs, “DON’T STOP BABY!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!! KEEP GOING HARDER HARDER!!!” They were so wet by this time and this did not stop for atleast two hours. near the end of the 2 hours matt was sucking on mimis boobs and then he ate her out and she did the same to him. They finally fell asleep with mimi laying on top of matt.

when i walked into the room there i saw kyle, he was in a candy thong all horny, as hard as ive ever seen him, he said " hey there kelly." by the time he riped me clothes of we were both soo horny. we walked to the bedroom where i ate all the candy of his candy thong passonatly then ripped it off to see his massive dick. I unbuttend his jeas and ripped off my shirt and undid my bra, he lick my nipples, and my nipples got hard, after that took of my panties and licked my clit softly and made me horny. after that he layed on the bed and i pounced him like a tiger and gave him the best blow job ever, when he cummed in my mouth i took his magerly horny dick out of my mouth and dried it off with the bed sheet and took the lube out of the side night stand and rub it all over his body then he took some lube and rubed it all over my body. we had great sensations and funny tickiling feeling, we had the best sex ever!! after the sex we made out and frenched kissed until we fell asleep all horny and naked

I was at my boyfriends house when he suddenly said, "Let's have sex" so he ate me out, then put a pen in and out of my vagina over and over again because he wanted to get hard, until I cummed all over the bed. I had to get some of him, so I sucked his penis. He got hard in my mouth. The he felt my breasts which by the way are huge. He then had sex with my butt until I pinned him to the bed. I took his penis, and put it in and out of my vagina. His condom was very thin, and I could see right through it. I licked it and I think that he could feel me. Then he got on top and rode me for like an hour. He put his hands on my boobs and we rolled around the bed lickin eachother and kissing. Then, the doorbell rang. I got it, naked and all, and there was another girl. She wanted to join. He fucked her hard while I sat there and sobbed. Finally, I left and went to have sex with her boyfriend. Then we all did it together (all of the people in our group) and there were penises and condoms and all everwhere. It was awesome.

[edit] See also

• Sexassin
• Jizzlam
• Sex Goddesses
• Orgasm
• Barry White
• Oral Sex
• One-night stand
• Sexy intercourse
• Hookers
• Sex-specific Assets
• Sex scene
• Sexual repression
• Pope Benedict
• Virginity
• Kitsune
• Porn
• Foxophrenia
• Battle of the Sexes
• Chauvinist Wednesday
• Your Mom
• Something you'll never have
• HowTo: Commit Adultery