Sexual intercourse

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Must...not...resist! (that means I'm trying to become attracted to them, but I simply can't. :P)

“By far the most prudent method of advancing this country!”

~ Robert Mueller on Intercourse

A polite term for fucking (when a man inserts and removes his penis in a vagina until he is out of breath), discovered in 1963 sometime after the end of the British ban on the book "Lady Chatterley's Lover" but before the popular beat combo The Beatles released their first long-player "Please Please Me".

[edit] Please Note

Some claim that sexual intercourse was invented by the Duke of Smeg the same day he created the sandwich and deemed them both, "Fucking awesome."

Others still claim that Ben Franklin invented sex...but everybody knows he was a virgin due to the fact that he still flew kites in his later years.

Back in 1974, it was rumored that John Wilkes Booth II claimed that he discovered an ancient tribe that had thrived over 30 years ago that had participated in what we call today "intercourse".

[edit] See also:

• How to chat-up women before you shag them
• Fornication
• Social Intercourse
• Shagging
• Oscar Wilde
• Act of sexual congress
• Sex
• Duke of Earl
• Paris Hilton

Although there is nothing to prove this, many polite southern women (ones not living in trailers with 5 kids and a blind dog) swear by this wording.