Shaft
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“They say this cat is a bad mother - . . . ”
~ Oscar Wilde on Shaft
“SHUT YO MOUTH!”
~ Isaac Hayes on Oscar Wilde on "Shaft"
“But I'm talking about Shaft!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Isaac Hayes
“Then I dig it!”
~ Isaac Hayes on Oscar Wilde
John Shaft is a complicated man, no one understands him but his woman, so Shaft cannot be described in more than one sentence otherwise everyone will understand and he can't be Shaft no more.[1]
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[edit] Background
The Black Private Dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks.1
[edit] Childhood
Ya damn right.2
[edit] Early Adulthood
A complicated man, no one understands him but his woman.3
[edit] Contemporary Descriptions
The man that would risk his neck for his brother-man.4
[edit] Life History
The cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.5
[edit] Summary
Can ya dig it?6
[edit] References
- ↑ Just talking about Shaft.
[edit] Footnotes
- Right on.
- Shut your mouth.
- Just talking about Shaft.
- Can ya dig it?
- We can dig it.
- Wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-wah-wah . . .
| Preceded by: Wesley Snipes | Bad Motherfuckers 10,000 B.C. - Present | Succeeded by: Samuel L. Jackson |
