Shanghai

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Shanghai is highly overpopulated and overrated.

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1 People
2 Economy
3 Cuisine
4 Government
5 Transportation
6 The Real Facts
7 See also

[edit] People

Overpopulated. The city is primarily composed of native Chinese or American men looking for cheap sex. The city has seven times more baby boys than baby girls. All the baby girls were either killed by parents, killed by abortion clinic, or exported to America. Not that baby girls are the only things exported to America. Far from it. They export Thomas the Tank Engine toys, Elmo toys, bokos, cars, trucks, technology, the cheap furniture you bought at Wal-Mart, and tpoy, and STDS.

But more importantly: You will often see rich old fat white guys leading around younger Chinese women (see sex slaves). This is a common practice.

Overseas Chinese come back to China and look out of place.

[edit] Economy

The main economy in Shanghai is not rice (as it would seem) but rather parts per pollution (PPP) which is sold in small canisters (about the size of a cell phone). The PPP canisters can be found underground near railroads, or more importantly near Fudan Daxue (Fudan University). Once a person obtains a PPP canister they need only to open the lid to collect pollution, thereby ensuring their economic success.

[edit] Cuisine

This primarily consists of rats on sticks (sold at nightmarkets)....or even better, Panda with Plumblossoms. It is lightly browned or served in a Chinese style hot pot. After this it is put over some old brown rice that was fertilized with night soil, and you end up sick the next morning...

[edit] Government

Primarily run by Chinese midgets who speak in Shanghainese. Foreigners need not apply, you won't be able to understand them, even with ten years of Mandarin training. This is what keeps the government of Shanghai going....

[edit] Transportation

Pedestrians run severe risk of getting run over by anything that moves. Angered Chinese people on bicycles, angry Chinese people in cars, and angry white people who are lost.

The trains will leave you with a semi disfigured ass because of "hard seats."

Lines mean nothing..

[edit] The Real Facts

Shanghai is a city where people go to find cheap Chinese hookers. Especially old white European men and Americans. Usually they run about $3.00, and can be found in the nightmarket (right next to rats on sticks).