Sheisse
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The word sheisse, also spelled sheiße (see German grammar). Often times the word sheisse is misunderstood to be part of the german language, which is said to have no roots. In actuallity, this term along with the rest of the german language comes from a species of ape-men who live on the planet Soror. This bararic expression of anger is most commonly used when everything seems to be going well, but then something comes along and ruins it.
[edit] History
The manimammminals (term often used to describe man-like mammals who appear animalistic in nature) who inhabit this mysterious planet came about this uncivilized language when the musical genius Ludwig van Beethoven traveled to the planet Soror in the year of 1985. When he arrived on the planet, the ape-men did what all ape-men do and sent their journalists to question him on his whereabouts and personal data. Being deaf, Beethoven could not hear what the ape-men where saying, nor could he read their lips sinced they flapped them around like wet bannana peels (which were also used in their smoothies). It is common knowledge that deaf musicians and wild manimamminals don't mix, so in order to cooperate, a common language was needed.
After countless irrelevant hours of whooping and yelling, Beethoven was taken to the master-in-chief of the planet, king Jichael Mackson (not to be confused with Michael Jackson). Historians have noticed that the Michael and Jichael do seem a slight bit similar in nature. That, however, is irrelevant.
When Beethoven reached the king's throneroom, he noticed something was strange. He soon discovered that he was not the first human to reach the planet. He saw human bones and corpses laying around that suggested that these manimamminals were not the most friendly manimamminals around. The king surveyed the man and decided to let him stay in peace in order to work out a friendly compromise and communicable language. Thus the language known as Brutish was born, showing elements of the German language as well as the language of the ape-men.
[edit] Context of Usage
When using the term sheisse, one must be sure that you scream it at the top of your longs for the highest amount efficiency. According to Brutish and German language developers, when it is screamed at the top of your lungs at a time when you get really pissed off, you brain receives a felling of euphoria that is almost comprible with that of cocaine. This expression can be used as a verb, noun, subject, and many other ridiculous grammar entities. It is almost as versatile as the F-word (see Fuck). It is very simple to use and fits neatly wherever you want it, sort of like a tampon.
