Sherbetology

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“I did not have sexual relations with this relgion!”

~ Bill Clinton on Sherbetology

“My hand slipped...no wait, he punched himself!!!”

~ Tom Cruise on Sherbetology

“I once followed Sherbetology, it tasted like chicken!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Sherbetology

Sherbetology, one of the world's fastest growing religions, was founded on the ideal that George Washington created snow -- a substitute for Sherbet) at the 1893 World's Fair -- and would one day return to lead his people to the vast Sherbet valleys of the promised land.

With over 17 and a half followers world wide and another four said to be visiting other planets on a Holy Crusade in the name of Sherbet, Sherbetology is the fastest growing religion in the world and has more members then most branches of the Catholic church.

Followers or Sherbetology are called Sherbetologisers.

Contents 1 Famous Sherbetologisers 1.1 Tom Cruise 1.2 The Swedish Chef 2 Critical Aclaim

[edit] Famous Sherbetologisers

[edit] Tom Cruise

Perhaps the most famous Sherbetologiser due to controversy over him in the media.

While the press believes he is entering a state of Random Insanity, the truth is that it is merely a ruse to lead the media away from the secrets of the Sherbetologean church and the mystery that surrounds it.

Although it was reported that he punched a photographer, this is blatantly a lie as Cruise would not stoop to such violence, instead he would choose the crush the man under his large and rather heavy Ego.

[edit] The Swedish Chef

This enigmatic fellow, known to his friends as the 'Swedish Chef' and his enemies as 'That guy on the Muppet Show.

After his day-time cooking show was decommissioned after the shotgun incident of 1992, He was perhaps most famous for his catchphrase, Børk! Børk! Børk!, being chosen as the Sherbetologean churches own catchphrase for a 3 year period between 1994 and 1997. The church changed their catch phrase to appeal more to the 'swede-hating demographic'.

[edit] Critical Aclaim

Sherbetology, critics are calling it...

The best religion ever, five stars. - The Daily Star.

Possibly the most important motion picture event of the year. - The Mail on Sunday.

An action packed roller coaster ride, 8 quasars. - The Bi-Annual and yet also quarterly Star.

So good, my dog likes it! - Canines who brush their teeth with Puccini Talk