Shit Pie

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Mmmmm...Delicious shit pie.

Enjoyed by many across North America and some parts of Europe, Shit Pie is an exquisite delicacy that is sure to tingle your tastebuds. It's the new sensation that will have your youngsters asking, "May I have some shit, please?"

[edit] Ingredients

1 store-bought pie crust
1 Big Mac
2 cups creamed corn
3 1/2 cups granulated sugar
1 cup butter
1 tsp. chocolate laxatives
1 cup chopped walnuts (optional)
2 large egg
15 pounds of shit

[edit] Directions

Two girls enjoying their shit.

PREHEAT oven to 375° F.

CONSUME Big Mac, creamed corn, sugar, butter, laxatives, and walnuts. Combine in stomach for 2 hours. Add stomach acids. Churn in bile and other bodily juices until creamy. Empty, through rectum, into a large mixing bowl. Add eggs, one at a time, and beat well after each addition. Using a spatula or wooden spoon, smooth the shit mixture into the pie crust.

BAKE for 10 to 12 minutes or until dark brown. Let cool for 5 minutes.

SERVE warm with whipped cream and bran flakes.