Shoes (TV Series)

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Shoes is an ongoing 2003 TV Series starring Richard Branson as a social worker under the name Fox Murder, and Robert-Billy Gates as his co-worker known as Archipelago.

[edit] Storyline

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Matchmaker the Lion is a lion escaped from Lionella, a prison for animals, which mostly are targeted, literally, at lions. A man called Fox Murder is ready to solve this mystery of where the lion went. He soon hires Archipelago, the municipal man of mystery, to attack at various times against lions and other types of rabied dogs. Besides attacking, he also helps Fox on his research which includes various hard workingitude.

[edit] References

[edit] References to Shoes

• Youngst0r to grandma: Now you have shoes, grandma!

[edit] References to Don't be a Menace to South Central while drinking your Juice in the Hood

• The upper Shoes reference is a reference to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood

[edit] References to Undead presidents

• A character eats shoes in an undead Abraham Lincoln

[edit] Episodes

Episode plots (SPOILERS!!)

[edit] Season 1

1. Airplane (pilot)
2. The Lion Secret
3. Em' Gee Em's
4. Lion Type
5. Lion Hater
6. Lion or No Lion
7. Who want's to be a Lionnaire?
8. Lion Break
9. Lion
10. The Simple Lion
11. American Lion
12. The Simplions
13. Lionistethic
14. The Dresden Lion
15. Lion people
16. Liongate ÄLPHA
17. ALPHALION
18. Lion.exe
19. Lion printer
20. AAA
21. Lioly Allen
22. The Überliön
23. The Liöõäüön
24. [lΛιon]
25. LIΩN

[edit] Season 2

After a request from 50 fans (Jom Jeremy, Jom Jeremy, Jom Jeremy), the show produced 16 more episodes as Season 2

1. Holion crap!
2. Chuck Liones
3. Your Lol
4. Ice Lion
5. FireLion
6. Poop!!
7. AAAAAAAAA! part 1
8. AAAAAAAAA! part 2
9. A Lion in Da Hood
10. A lion in Da Poop
11. Lioquid Acid
12. Poop!! part 2
13. Return of the Ghost of Bunixoldohiexacry
14. BawnhierixliddthusiLOLdat goes to Jail
15. YTIC SDRAWKCAB
16. Universe Asplode