Shrooms
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Magic Mushrooms, or simply 'shrooms, are a common hallucinogenic drug. Famously used by Mario, John from the Bible, Faust, and Leonardo da Vinci. It is known to have no negative side effects at all, in fact being beneficial in some cases, causing a power-up, or give you the inspiration for a book for the Bible.
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[edit] Effects
Soon after consumption, you may find yourself naked, underneath your cousin's bed while screaming "AI SMELLZ DEMON SHITTT!!!!1"
ThIS SHIT WILL FUCK U RIGHT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soon after taking, it is likely that you will see strange distortions in what you see. This may make things hard toμЁ as μЁХБЪЛЖ Їύχмд may appear ЧІЪЪЙУД.
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[edit] Terrors
While high you may experience terrors, these can be terrifying and dangerous, here is a typical scene in which three characters experience terrors for the first time
Person 1: BELGIUM... DID YOU HEAR THAT... ITS THE FUCKING POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter™: SHIT DUDE... THROW ALL OUR SHIT OUT THE WINDOW
Person 1: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Peyton Manning: I'M a flock of zombie moogles I RAPE YOUR forehead FOR A LIVING
Person 1: ARE YOU IN MY HEAD
Vince McMahon: YES...
Person 1: PISS GET a Mizungu OUTTA MY HEAD
*bangs head on wall*
Person 2: FELLATIO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ??!!
Person 1: GOTTA GET a giant racoon monster thing made of hamburgers or something OUTTA MY HEAD
Person 2: PISS ARTIST Mel Gibson a Guardinal! WHERE IS IT
Person 1: IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: TITWANK LET ME GET IT OUT
*picks up pick axe*
Person 1: SHIT DUDE
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone, Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding, donana phone
Person 3: HOLY FUCK! BANANA PHONE DON'T TOUCH ME
Person 2: BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET a Giggurath OUTTA YOUR HEAD?
Person 1: GIMME THE PICK AXE I'LL DO IT MYSELF
Person 2: DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME I'LL GET BANANA PHONES
Person 3: Hey guys, I'm an orange, I've peeled myself, who wants to eat me?
Person 2: Fuck a Malboro lets eat him
Person 1: What about the police?
Person 2: TITMOUSE THE POLICE!
Person 1: THROW YOURSELVES OUT THE WINDOW
Person 3: No way, not until you eat me
Person 2: Okay, lets eat him, then crack your head open, then jump out the window.
Person 1: He tastes good...
Person 2: SPIC HE'S DEAD!
Person 1: BULLSHIT WE'RE CANNIBALS!
God: I'm not...
Person 1: FUCK OFF RANDOM VOICE
Person 2: WHY THE ORGASM ARE YOU TELLING ME TO FUCK OFF?
Person 1: LIKE FATHER LIKE SON I WAS TALKING TO a pack of wild Pikachus
Person 2: CUNTRAG ARE YOU CALLING ME a hyperintelligent shade of the color blue
*embeds bendy straw in person 1's head*
Person 2: CHOAD PEDOPHILIA DICK TITS THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Jumps out of window*
[edit] Aftermath
Person 2 survived the fall, but thought that he was being darkly lolled by a death employed by Clara Bow as a mailman. He promptly bamboozled a fork into his thorax killing him instantly. The police never found his body...
[edit] THATS WHY DRUGS ARE BAD
I lied, they are very good, but don't be so bulbous like the n00bs in that story
[edit] Back to the point
You'll start to come down now... and oooohhhh shit is it gonna hurt...
Imagine the worst hangover you have ever had?
TRIPLE IT
AND ADD IT TO THE PAIN OF BEING BODYSLAMMED BY MR.T
