SimCopter

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SimCopter was a game which showed the revelation in humanity's struggle to morph itself into dog DNA.

[edit] Graphics

SimCopter's team earned a Nobel prize for their efforts in graphical morphing. They made the discovery that typing in a few words, pressing Enter, and holding down Shift, could make a random helicopter pilot change into a dog in a matter of seconds! Who could have thought it?

The folks who made the graphical nightmare also managed to create cars that seemed remotely life-like. A stroke of genius in graphics design, they decided to make cars have orange bodies and black windows, with the body of a 1800's buggy cart. CRAPPY GRAPICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!

[edit] Vehicles

Obviously the poor guy had to get around in choppers, but he had a bit of a dark side. One of his favourite pasttimes was dropping cops out of chopper windows. Another..interesting..activity was crashing into cars that looked like Lego blocks, just to keep the fire department on their toes.

[edit] Missions

The main mission in the game, other than putting out raging bushfires with a bucket of water, crushing escaping criminals with a helicopter and other worthy activities, was to cheat. This wound up with the player getting a UFO, which sat down and had a cup of tea with the pilot before blasting the city to high hell.

[edit] The authorities

The cops had to deal with an enormous amount of practical jokes in the game. A quick press of the F4 key and the player could prank call the cops, who were stupid enough to park in the middle of the road and create a traffic jam the length of the wall of China.

Ambulances were also in high demand, and it was not uncommon to see a medic going on a two-mile run to get to a victim.

[edit] Legacy

SimCopter is still played by programmers and DNA-editors alike for an example of how you make a game.