Simon Bar Sinister
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Simon Bar Sinister (Born Simon Ben Sinister in 1841 in Poland) is a respected scientist and ADL advocate.
Born in Poland, but brought by his parents to Manhattan during the War, Simon grew up amongst a diverse community. His best friend was a kid from Harlem named Zambo, who would invite his brilliant friend to stay at his uncle Tom's cabin upstate (given him by Roosevelt for his achievements in character). (though not all was well for him, for he used to get tormented by kids calling themselves The Fire Next Time, who used to tease poor Simon by accusing him of making crackers our of cat, rat, and dog parts, which is also what he used to create porkchops).
It was testified that Simon was a very gifted child, always being able to make anything out of anything. He always had a flare for presentation.
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[edit] Education
Simon Bar Sinister was educated at the Miskatonic U, he relates that he got his passion for science from his teacher, physicist, and Asian-American spokesperson Dr. Zin.
[edit] Early Experiments and the Creation of Simon Co.
Simon, completing his engineering major, took off for hte world, and soon commissioned his own company Simon Co., which specialized in construction equipement (particularly innovative machines that could count as both bulldozer and back-ho).
In 1970 he thrilled the men of the world with the invention of the first working robot, adult film star Roberta Pedon. She disappeared in 1973, often thought to have been kidnapped by then leader of Salazore, Enrico Salazar.
Though it would eventually turn out that many of Simon's machines turned out to be more destructive then were constructive, thus convincing him to branch out into Bar Sinister's Demolition Unlimited.
[edit] Defamation Suit
Dispite his genious and good natured eccentricity, Simon Bar Sinister has been the target of many hate crimes, most perpetrated by an insane female stalker and meth addict calling herself "Under Dog" (who has been linked to KKK leader Danny Carvey). Many times she vandalized Simon's prototypes (and has made it a policy of destroying every Simon Co. Bulldozer she can find.
