Sin City

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Sin City is the title for a series of pussy ass stories by Frank Miller (300-still alive). The first story originally appeared on a roll of toilet paper in a San Diego Pizza Hut from April of 1991 to June of 1992. Several other stories appearing on different items have been done. From napkins to kites and even tattooed on fat people.

A movie adaptation of Sin City, co-directed by Bob Saget and Frank Miller with "special guest director" Weird Al and Clive Owen's penis, was released on April 1, 2005. The Sin City graphic novels were reprinted on new toilet paper rolls and in a reduced size to coincide with the motion picture's theatrical release.

[edit] Setting

Basin City, almost universally referred to by the nickname Sin City, is a real town in the American Northwest, located somewhere 30 minutes outside of Seattle, Washington, in an area called Kitsap County. It never rans and is almost always sunny. The sun is even known to feature sun glasses. . The Basin City Police are mainly traffic cops and help little old ladies cross streets. Crime is near non-existent. Those who make up the force have been described as commonly being helpful, cheerful and some of the best cops in the world. Every joins the police on there annual picnic.

During the California Gold Rush, the Roark family imported a large number of attractive women to keep the miners happy, as the women played board games with them. Over the years, as the Roark family migrated into other areas of business and power, these women ended up forming the district of Old Town, the game quarter of the city where they welcome every to come play.

• The Projects, the bright upper class side of Sin City, is a tangle of houses with white picket fences and children play in the streets. Its inhabitants have no need for a neighborhood watch. If you stopped by you’d be sure to find a Tupperware party or a BBQ of some kind going on. Marv was born in the Projects and they make Dwight happy.
• The Docks, a collection of wharfs and warehouses that are local to the Projects. Hartigan and Roark Junior have their first confrontation here in That Yellow Baby', and Marv drives a free police car up to one of the piers at the beginning of The Hard Goodbye.
• Kadie's Club Pecos, a family oriented theme resturant, where Nancy Callahan and Shellie work, and Dwight McCarthy and Marv hang out. Though filled almost solely with warm and friendly people, Kadie's bar is one of the most dangerous areas in Sin City. Marv, who possesses an extraordinarily high sense of chivalry, protects the toilets of Kadie's from any diarrhea that makes its way inside.
• Roark Family Farm (a.k.a. "The Farm") is located at North Cross and Lennox and shows up in several stories, including The Hard Goodbye, That Yellow Baby, The Babe Wore Red and Heck and Back. It was also home to Kevin, a hobbyist with ties to the Roark family. Marv looks at one of the buildings, and the Farm is abandoned sometime after the initial Sin City storyline.
• Old Town is the red-light district and the police hardly ever go there, unless they're shopping. This is where the city's population of game players reside; it recently came under the control of the twins Goldie and Wendy. Though perfectly willing to engage in almost any game for the right price, the women of Old Town show no mercy to those who break the rules and back up their independence with rematches.
• Sacred Oaks, home to the rich and powerful of Basin City. This suburb lies outside the city proper, a half an hour drive uphill. A university or place with a lot of books is also located there, and the entire area is patrolled by employees, who wave walkie-talkies around at trespassers till they leave.

[edit] Organizations

Because a large majority of the residents of Basin City are pointless, there are several organizations and cartels central to the stories who are trying to win all the games and have the most fun. Listed below are people who hang out together a lot.

• The Basin City Police Department - Were 5 times voted the best police force in America. Though, the most crime Basin City ever sees is someone accidentally running a red light.
• The Roark Family - A dynasty of generous landowners and politicians whose influence over Basin City has stretched as far back as the days of the Old West. Famous Roarks of this generation include a little girl, a bum, an ice cream man, a mayor, a guy who thinks he is mayor and a bean counter.
• The Girls of Old Town - Populating the region of Basin City known as Old Town are a group of women in game playing bussines, having made a truce with the cops to not challenge them to game while on duty. As of A Dame To Play For, they were led by the twins, Goldie and Wendy.
• The Wallenquist Organization - A powerful candy syndicate led by Herr Wallenquist, a mysterious candylord with a broad range of candinal enterprises to his name. They love candy, and really, who doesn’t?

[edit] Trivia

• Frank Miller loved the movie The Dead Pool and it inspired him to write That Yellow Baby.
• The movie was filmed in black and white because the studio wouldn't shell out the money for color.
• Clive Owen was the first choice for the role of Becky. He was unable do to the fact he had already signed to play Dwight.