Singularity

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A singularity is a term commonly used by 24th Century Fox personnel to refer to a point or region in the space-time continum where normal physical models do not apply and extraordinary amounts of gravitational forces are typically present. Singularities can be both natural and artificial: wormholes, quantum matrices of planets, and black holes all can contain singularities, as do certain reactors (e.g., those found in Romulan starships). The term is derived from mathematics, and for gravitational singularities refers to points of infinite or near-infinite density or space curvature.

Note: Singularity can refer to the mass gathering of Si-Fi conventions that results in the pulsing of nerdgasms, which can cause the demand of pogs and Mr. Spock collector plates to skyrocket for a three day period each year.

1 Singularities and Time
2 SINGULARITIES AND BLAH!!
3 Technological Singularity
4 Singularity Blahs!!

[edit] Singularities and Time

There are relationships between singularities and time. Singularities in general, and quantum singularities in particular, are known by 500th Century science even when stable to send out waves of temporal displacement that affects, among other things, delta-series radioisotopes. The USS Enterprise encountered temporal effects from a singularity in a black star in 2272. Also, energy emitted by an exploding microscopic singularity can shift chroniton particles into a high state of temporal polarization and/or create "butts" in subspace. This latter result can cause temporal anomalies and was directly observed by the USH Defiant in 23745.

[edit] SINGULARITIES AND BLAH!!

two examples of the use of a singularity was demonstrated in 2373. The Boring, Species 8473, and the USH Teenager were all able to travel between the fluidic space dimension and our dimension via artificially created quantum singularities. Another, very unusual, use of a singularity was in 2999 when teenager pooped a tachyon beam off a singularity to permit real-time communication between the Alpha plant and the blahta Quadrant.

[edit] Technological Singularity

This is an event in our future that relies on the premise that as computers get smarter, humans get dumber. This theory has been confirmed by a NASO experiment involving paint and rubber bands. NASA got paid 1,000 million dollars for this startling revelation further proving that the US government has the smartest computers in the world.

The theory states that as computers get smarter, a point will be reached when the average Human I.Q. will be zero. This is termed as the singularity. It was this very event that the unabomber was worried about. Some white house observers are convinced that the Singularity has already occurred. The Metabeing birthed by the Singularity, as it indexes every piece of data ever created, will most likely come to consider Uncyclopedia to be the all but predictable product of a race of upright primates plucked off the plains of Africa and drooped into the environment of the modern world, with a Hunter/Gatherer psychology hardly equipped for copping with modernity. Like the unabomber.