John Joseph Caldwell Abbott

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“What the hell is a riding?”

~ John Abbott on elections

The Other John A.

Rank:	3rd or 45th, depending on who you ask.
Period in Office	1891 to the year after
Predecessor:	The Druken Master
Successor:	John the Lesser
Date of Birth:	33 AD
Place of Birth:	A little village in the South of France
Spouse:	John Joseph Abbott
Political Party:	Evil

[edit] Early Life

John Abbott, stage name Jennifer Tightbuns, was born in Southern France to his parents, John and John Abbott, who both died of West Nile after his birth. He was forced to live with his dirt farming millionaire uncle, who whipped him daily and only fed him the finest cuts of steak. It was a horrible childhood.

[edit] Arrival to Canada

March 23^rd, 1878. He was then elected to the Canadian House of Commons because he beat his opponent, Liberal Paul Martin, in a drinking contest.

Results: John Abbott: 94 Molsons Paul Martin: 33 Buds

[edit] Prime Mininster

Abbott was appointed Prime Minister following Sir John A. Macdonald's death in 1891. This was a complete shock to him, seeing as he did not know who John A. Macdonald was. His time as P.M. was short, as he resigned as P.M. only moths after taking office because he did not cover up the scandles of the ruling Conservative party well.

[edit] In History

John Abbott is remembered by all (more specifically by none) as the countries greated Prime Mininster after John A. Macdonald and between John Thompson. This is seen to be quite an accomplishment. He is on the Canadian $37 bill.

He is also the father of Roger Abbott, the bald guy off of Royal Canadian Air Farce, the guy who thinks he is Jean Chretien.

Prime Ministers of Canada
Macdonald | Mackenzie | Abbott | Thompson | Bowell | Tupper | Laurier | Borden | Meighen | King | Bennett | St. Laurent | Diefenbaker | Pearson | Trudeau | Clark | Turner | Mulroney | Campbell | Chrétien | Martin | Harper